- Crying Guy: If I don't do two more reps, all the tress in the world will burn, and all the oceans will dry!
- Caleb: Relationships are so unfair. You work so hard to build something together, trust, share your space, and push away the fantasy. Twice a week becomes every night. You were sleeping alone, right? But then suddenly, she's there. All the time. And she's great. But all the time. And you say to yourself, "It's great", but you know... you sacrifice some things. Jerking off at three in the morning and cleaning yourself with the duvet used to be your jam. But now you can't because she's always there.