User reviews

This film really pushes the boundaries of technology and acting. Some scenes really look like they could be from a Tarantino flick! The plot is rich but easy to follow with how comprehensive the writing is. All of the characters are well thought out and relevant to the story. I had a few favorite moments such as when two vampire hunters have a fascinating discussion about bullet types. The world building in that dialogue alone was enough to knock my socks off! There's a few good scares too! In the flashlight scene I almost jumped out of my couch. Joe Kane has really proven himself as a writer and actor!

Where do I even begin with Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire? This movie is an absolute, genre-defying masterpiece that effortlessly blends the unthinkable-gut-busting comedy and spine-chilling horror-into a rollercoaster of pure cinematic joy. If you think you've seen it all, think again. This film doesn't just break the mold, it smashes it into a million pieces and then dances on the shattered shards while laughing maniacally.

Right from the opening scene, Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire hooks you with an ensemble cast of comedic geniuses who somehow manage to make you laugh and scream at the exact same time. Each actor brings a unique, brilliant energy to their roles, delivering punchlines with impeccable timing while still maintaining the perfect balance of fear.