- Bruce 1: Okay, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people's emotions - especially mine - but it's not, like, my brain has the ability to overrule my heart.
- George: And other parts of your anatomy.
- Bruce 1: Oh, my God, George, that's so FUNNY. That's SO funny. You're SUCH a good comedian. You're making a penis joke. What is that? Is that your closer now?
- Naomi: Do you know how much easier my life would be if Ely noticed my looks in the "Wow, Naomi's boner hot" way and not in the "Those stilettos I picked out for Naomi are great" way?