Trey Parker: Balthazar Bratt

Despicable Me 3

Balthazar Bratt

Balthazar Bratt: [On TV] Gum one, gum all!
Balthazar Bratt: "Gum one, gum all!" Seriously, how did this show not win an Emmy?

Balthazar Bratt: You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!
[starts dancing]
Balthazar Bratt: Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!

Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent.
[pulls out a gun and aims it at Gru]
Gru: [sarcastic] Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.
[slaps the gun away]
Gru: Oh, that's right, you were!
[aims the Freeze Ray and aims it at Bratt]
Gru: But then you got canceled!
[laughs]
Balthazar Bratt: [kicks the Freeze Ray away; pulls out a humongous gun and aims it at Gru] Ha ha!
Gru: Oh, what about that?
[punches the gun away and squirts a squirt gun at Bratt]
Gru: Whaa...? Ah, girls!
[throws the squirt gun at Bratt and throws punches at him]
Balthazar Bratt: [dodges the punches] Dance fight!
[dodges and dances as Gru tries to catch him]

Balthazar Bratt: You know, Clive, playing a villain on TV was fun... but being one in real life is even better! Heist music!
Clive the Robot: Here it comes.
[puts cassette on radio; "Take My Breath Away" plays]
Balthazar Bratt: What? Clive, what are you doing? How is that heist music!
Clive the Robot: Sorry, my bad.
[Flips cassette over; "Bad" by Michael Jackson plays]

Museum Director: Monsier Pompeux!
Museum Director: [kisses Monsiur Pompeux] To what do we owe the presence of the world's foremost gem expert?
Monsieur Pompeux: The chief of police sent me. He was concerned that during the recent heist attempt, the Dumont diamond was replaced with a phony.
Monsieur Pompeux: [they all gasp, then Museum Director opens the door, with Monsieur Pompeux walking in to the diamond, snapping his fingers, looking at a diamond, sniffing it, licking it] Ooh-la-la! You have been duped.
Museum Director: What? We have?
Monsieur Pompeux: Yes! BY ME!
[shoots at the men]
Museum Director: But what is...?
[looks at Monsieur Pompeux head]
Museum Director: Oh, no!
Museum Director: [runs away] Help!
Balthazar Bratt: [shoots at Museum Director, taking off Monsieur Pompeux outfit, pressing play button, with the music of Take on Me by A-ha playing, grappling up, revealing the disco light, grabbing the diamond, going up]
Balthazar Bratt: I've been a bad boy! Or should I say, Je suis un mauvais garcon!
[laughing]