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Do you call a supposed horror movie when there's no horror in it? Nothing scary here. Not even a jump scare. It's just about a few narcissistic women pretending to be in a reality show. Bad acting coupled with bad production values = skip it at all costs. You are forewarned...

This was a strange one to watch. Dani Thompson has a go at writing as well as performing. It's mediocre at best with this Charlie's Angels wannabe production. Odd moments in the film too like interviews. Didn't feel like it was nessesary.

Thought this was really well made. Great mockumentary feel for a short movie. Dani Thompson is sensational and I cannot wait to see her in more movies like The Witches of the Sands and Zombikini.

I thought I was watching both Charlie's Angels movies. Badly acted and written. This is not worth your time.

Can't believe I made it to the end (as a rule, I only allow myself to review a movie if I watched it in its entirety. So you could say I sacrificed myself so you don't have to suffer through it). Everything about it seems to be designed to test your patience. The photography is horrible, the lighting is horrible, the sound editing is horrible (Background music drowning out the dialog at times and extremely uneven levels to the point of barely hearing some characters while others are super loud at other times which is extremely irritating), the acting is almost inexistent and then there's the high-school play level special effects. I couldn't find a single redeeming quality to it. And don't think I'm not one to be able to appreciate a low or even no budget movie cause I can and I have but only when there's something there to appreciate which you won't find here. If you want to see for yourself, please by all means, go nuts! But I would be surprised if you succeed at making it to the end. Oh and the music (and I mean all the music) in this is horribly corny and obnoxious.

Gloriously awful!!! So miserably bad it should be part of the canon of Great British Cinema!

The blonde wig is sooooo cheap it steals the show on its own but even that cannot compare to not the use of the fake boom mic to create authenticity in a scene while using the camera's built-in mic throughout - pure genius. The audio fluctuates so wildly within a single conversation that it must have been done as a tribute to the 'first attempt at talkies' scene in "Singin' In The Rain"! And even the ferret seems desperate to escape the terrible script.

Guaranteed to have Richard Attenborough turning in his grave!