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This is my 1st review, and you might wonder why i write it for this movie......well, i don't want u to suffer for 2 hours like i did. This is the worst kind of comedy!!

Obvious unintelligent double meaning jokes which back in 8th grade too would barely make me chuckle.

I was high (yes, that was a factor in why we decided to go for the movie in the 1st place) when i went in for the movie, and all i could think of during the movie was my rotting brain-cells.

The only plus of the movie was Sunny Leone.....u can like her or love her, but u just can't hate her. Even with her terrible acting, this bombshell of a woman just can't be overlooked.

The only parts i liked were of her in sexy getup's (don't judge me i'm just a guy....programmed by nature to get attracted to the attractive ones from the opposite sex)

In case you decide to still go for the movie or have already had the misfortune of watching it, you have my condolences

I just couldn't believe, Mr. Pritish Nandy (Padma Shri) such an scholar is the producer of this film. I have nothing to say for the viewers but I surely would like to say to the director of the film Mr. Milap Milan Zaveri, MAN ! I'm really worried about you ! please start going to the gym and visit psychologist regularly, and if you are really serious about your film directing profession then start going to the film school too. Cheers!

It's only January and we already have two sex comedies that are not worth even a single dime.

Sunny (Kapoor) and Aditya (Das) are two womanizers who philander their way to ceaseless sexual gratification. However, twin sisters Lily and Laila (both Leone) inspire these bachelors to take commitment seriously. What inspires them? Of course the hot bod. The rest of the plot revolves around Sunny and Aditya's attempts to woo these sisters while the narrative simultaneously smothers its audience with a crowd of unwanted, cringe-worthy characters.

If you did watch Kyaa Kool Hai Hum 3 in spite of my warning, then you will understand that Mastizaade is its cousin. Only this one is more mature and more porn-like. Nevertheless, it is full of crass, lousy dialogs that uses pun to create humor, and baseless story arcs.

Having said that, there is not much difference between Hollywood and Bollywood sex comedies for they are both made to appeal the male gaze. And Mastizaade is no different. While I do not expect much from Kapoor, Das playing such a role is a disappointment - the second time after he ran behind Miss Ranaut in Revolver Rani (2014). Leone is fine, but it's sad to learn that she will and can only work in such films because certainly Sooraj Barjatya is not gonna cast her in his follow-up to that disastrous Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (2015). Honestly, she cannot act.

BOTTOM LINE: Milap Zaveri's Mastizaade is a formulaic sex comedy that is neither funny nor appealing. Avoid!

GRADE: F

Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO

After watching this movie for one and a half hour, I just wanted to do one thing; break the screen. Yaakkh. eew. Shame on bollywood and Indian censor board that allow such kind of a rubbish. 3rd class comedy, bulls*it story, and 18+ vulgarity. I was shocked to see they have made a contempt and insulted Prophet Adam and Eve by some shameful false story. Bollywood is now at the time where it tries to own fame on disrespecting other religions. I know in India there will be not even a single protest against it. Shame on you people: Milap Milan Zaveri, Pritish Nandy,Rangita Pritish Nandy, Mushtaq Sheikh, Milap Zaveri, Tusshar Kapoor, Vir Das, Sanjay F Gupta, Nitin Rokade, PNC Productions, Panorama Studios, Pen India Limited. You people aren't into this job. You can't make movies. Just go and insult other religions, that's what you are good at.

Movies like this are the fact that actor and actress play role like these played in this movie, they just want money, fame and nothing.

These kind of movies are the shame for Film industry. Why they don't accept this fact that people don't want these types of movies. And still people respect the type of actor/actresses play role in movies like this. It's a shame for the whole Indian cinema that these types of movies get license very easily.

I know that we are living in the society where everybody everyone has their full rights to live their own life their own way, but this type of movies effect other people lives, their children lifestyle and more. Please it's a request to the people that you should also care for other people rights.

What the f**k did i just watch?! That wasn't remotely funny!

Well, I'm not the kind of guy that stands up for the Indian culture and whatnot! Occasionally I do enjoy some good adult humour. But more than that I enjoy a good laugh. Was that too much to expect.

This movie...! It gave me none of that crap. It gave me a headache instead. That too by the intermission. I was seriously contemplating leaving but my friends insisted that we stay.

This is a movie about 2 sex addicts....Oh wait! Let me get that right. This movie is about 2 idiots played by the real life idiots Tushar and Virdas(anyone who has a brain wouldn't have anything to do with this movie) who seek rehabilitation at the hands of 2 more idiots played by Sunny Leone. And it doesn't stop there. By the time the movie ends, you've already lost count of how many idiots are on screen playing a cartoonish version of their real selves. The acting is just horrendous! Horrendous is actually an understatement! Tushar can't act for sh*t! Sunny... pls don't get me started on her acting skills! Virdas is talented for sure and tries his best to deliver and save the movie but you're left wondering what on earth is he doing in a monstrosity like this! And the rest of the cast gracefully appall us with a myriad of overacting!

The jokes are disgustingly humourless! The writers try their best to make us laugh with an orgy of whatsapp humour(as we've already seen in previous adult comedies like this). And even some of the original jokes just come of as a desperate attempt to make an already exasperated audience laugh. I remember chuckling at one point of the entire movie and that wasn't even an adult humour, it was a character just saying something funny as in all other genres of movies. The rest of the jokes made me cringe!!! Seriously, every joke was a molestation of my senses.

But that's all right! I get it. This movie was made so that Sunny can resort to showing a gracious amount of skin and a ton of cleavage to Indian audiences in a country where there's no porn industry. Yeah, who cares about the story and the acting, right!

I have a ton of respect for Sunny. I truly do. She emerged as a strong and an unbreakable woman after that disastrous interview... But that doesn't mean I'm going to give her crappy movie a positive review! It's the kind of movie that makes you feel like you've just lost a couple of IQ points after watching it. On that note, run folks! RUN!!

Mastizaade was way obvious from trailers that movie will be having a lot of sex comedy and double meaning dialogues but some story line was expected as well at the same time. There was a lack of story in the movie it was just focused on double meanings and Sunny Leone skin, she was exposed full time in the movie, even though she was looking beautiful and her acting have improved from previous movies. But still audience will require some story with sunny Leone glamour in order to be a good movie over all.

Overall i can say its not so extraordinary movie,not a must but yeah people who are fan of Sunnyleone they should watch :)

The movie is really great. It was fun. Liked the plot too. Now those single virgin indian boys out there will definitely find this film disgusting cuz they are still virgin and they will obviously find this film offensive if u know what I mean. And ofcourse it is india so indian culture doesn't allow this kind of movies so yeh it is what it is....

Unlike most Hollywood comedies this movie doesn't really have any sort of offensive comedy. It's clean even though it's a sex comedy. I recommend this for teens & young adults. 👍🏽

Totally disgusting and senseless. And what more can you expect from actors like Tushar, Vir Das and Ritesh Deshmukh. No one gives them roles in good movies. The only reason to watch was Sunny Leone

This movie is one of the blasted the block is this movie . Sunny is acted very hotted with full of having cloths in the movie. Best part of in the movie is sunny Leone is the nicest movie. Coin toss scene is the comediest must watch is this movie

Mastizaade is a well scripted act. Detailing is exquisite and the timing of the actors is a delight to watch. I was skeptical about it earlier by reading reviews of it but they were wrong, this movie can't be compared with Kya Kool Hai Hum3 .

Sunny proved to be a very good actor, be it dialogue or expression she's spot on. She's a bar above all the Katrina's and those Indian origin foreign entrant to Bollywood. She has a great future in cinema and I hope she gets good roles in future well she certainly deserves it!!

For the first time apart from Golmaal series saw Tusshar act to perfection, and Vir Das is always a treat to watch his stand-up and his acting.

The film gives a short answer to question that might arise to common men that how the lead character's fly abroad, by showing they set up there own ad agency.

Finally we got Full of entertaining Sex comedy, Movie is Real Sex Comedy with No Badwords (Gaali) & Non-stop laughter.

All songs are awesome specially Rom Rom Romantic, Screenplay by Sunny Leone is good. Tusshar Kapoor & Vir Das did good job.

Worth watching.

BOTTOM LINE: Milap Zaveri's Mastizaade is Super Sex Comedy! You will have lots of fun while watching it.

GRADE: A

Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO - Of course its a Sex Comedy. but you will enjoy with friends & your parents can enjoy watching it with their friends.

Personally, I think its a good movie. It would've been a lot better, in my opinion. Usually this kind of film turns me on. Words cannot describe how funny this flick is. Just whoa!!! This is for everyone who loves all out crazy and hot comedy. Mastizaade is without a doubt one of the funniest film I have ever seen. Even my wife(recently married just 20 days ago LOL) was tempted to re-watch it a day after, for it was just so funny. Even if the drama isn't as good, i and my wife didn't get boring due to having a load of hilarious and continual jokes. Its very funny with a decent casting as well. Sunny Leone is my personal favorite character in the movie. Anyway, if you like hard hearted funny flicks, then this one is for you, I enjoyed it lots. 9/10.

I was really motivated to discover the mainstream Hindi movies featuring Sunny because beyond her beautiful charm, she has a really cool, open, light and smiling attitude!

The 1st thing I notice is that my country is closed to (discriminates?) this civilization: Indian has 4 more population than US; produces 2 time more movies than US and in France, we screen only US movies and 0 Hindi! The famous invisible hand of the market has racial prejudices ???

The 2nd thing I discover is that India seems to be a really conservative country: while in the west, this movie would appeal to teens, over there, it is labeled a adult movie.. Did Sunny get back to her past occupation then? No way: everyone is clothed here but talking about sex and desire seems to be a provocation… In addition, every time an animal (donkey, horse) appears, the audience is warned that no harm was done… very refreshing for a liberal westerner…

The 3rd thing I keep is that once again, it's a movie about twins who are physically very different… Sunny has not the talent of Noomi for sure but she equals Laurel & Hardy…

This said, the movie is quite funny: the production should appeal to Mickael Youn fans because there is the same joy to talk and act bad just for fun… The locations are quite beautiful and exotic and the cultural touch with the very colored clothes, way of life, decoration helps the movie… The characters are quite stereotypical but that's because they are easy to follow that the silly things can happen… Sure the movie is a bit too long, some scenes are quite useless but at the end, I had a good time…

And what about Sunny? Honestly, her dance and musical moments are similar to what she did before (a lot of tease) but with clothes on now… In the talking moments and with her partners, she is OK because as I wrote earlier she knows how to be engaging