Cutter John

Dig deep below the surface of all that is campy, hoaky, and cliché'... and then continue to dig further down until you reach the bowels of the cinematic Netherworld, and you will find amongst the sludge of idiocy reaching stellar proportions, all the material used to make this movie. It stands as the greatest insult to all movie watchers, from art-house goers to action film fans alike. I could literally write lengthy tomes about how hideous this movie is. If I hadn't paid my last bit of money to see it at the time, I would have walked out of the theatre after I had spit on the screen and kicked the theater manager a few times. It is due to this movie that I had to create a rating worse than "F-". It is "Good God, why?". The only thing that could possibly make any sense to me, is if it were all just some really bad, sick joke. Somebody in Hollywood must have lost a bet!

For those who point to this movie's environmental message as a reason they give it a good rating, I must say that, "yes", it does have a good message about preserving the sanctity of the world in which we all reside. That is an important message. However, we are rating a movie. Yes, a movie. Not a Greenpeace manifesto. Not an Al Gore book. Not a Pacifica program by Amy Goodman. But a movie. And as a movie, it is tripe. It is not a good action movie (Die Hard is). It it not a good martial arts movie (Iron Monkey is). And it is not a good Segal movie (not that there is such a thing).

This is one of the worst movies ever made, rivaled only by the likes of Rhinestone and Nothing but Trouble.