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Hannibal (2001)
Good film, but not quite as good as silence of the lambs
Good movie, very disturbing at times. Uses more blood and gore to scare you then the first movie, which I did't like. Best movie I've seen in a long time though. Get see it now.....it will shock, scare, and make you think.
Valentine (2001)
Its NOT that bad a movie
This movie, despite the low rating is NOT that bad. It is better then most of the teen movies that come out these days. (I liked it more then scream and I know what you did.....). I mean, its nothing ground breaking its just good scares and fun. Don't go into this movie expecting anything special...just some typical scares and it will make you jump at times. There are also a few good death scenes. Get your friends and go see this for a good time.....I give it 6/10
The Gift (2000)
Not too bad at all
This movie reminded me of What lies beneth. But the difference is, it is BETTER. It is a scary movie for sure, and will make you jump and creep you out as well. Sam Raimi shows that he is a great director, and still has life after Army of Darkness. If you liked the movie What lies beneath, go see this one...it is better for sure. when you watch this movie, watch for the guy who plays the fiddle. For some reason this part creeped out eveyone I know who has seen this movie......(myself included) It was just so weird and gave me goosebumps. I give this movie 8/10
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
not that bad......
I though this movie was kinda cool, and allot better then
then the last couple of nightmare's before it. The only
nightmare on elm streets that are better are 1 and 4. So being the third best in a series of 7 is good. I Love the way they film it, there making a new nightmare movie and freddy "comes" out from film land into the real world. I thought that was a cool way of twisting things around. Good movie 7/10. Now bring me Jason vs Freddy in 2000 like your supposed to! click on my name,
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Lo squartatore di New York (1982)
funny stuff
some may call this "trash" granted it is VERY funny in parts (the killer quacking like a duck for instance) but it actually does have a very good plot and it keeps you guessing as to who is doing it. Be warned though the unrated version has some very sick things such as a woman getting her nipple cut in half with a razor blade. I liked it 7/10
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Great film
This movie in two words KICKS ASS. It really gets you thinking if hell is really like what this movie shows it to be (if you believe in hell that is) I can't really say anything more about this movie it really does rock, so go rent it. Oh ya there's a lot of gore as well so if you don't like that stuff don't rent it. I also have the special edition and they have a few added things at the end of the movie, they show how they used makeup and stuff the dress the cenobites and its really neat how they did it. 8/10
Bad Taste (1987)
Derek's don't run.
What a classic, this is truly the greatest cult movie ever. It just shows that Peter Jackson (Who plays derek in this movie) is the king of filmmaking. I loved this from start to finish. Ya sure it seems cheezy when you first start it(bad picture quality ect) but I could not take my eyes off the screen the whole movie. I don't think its as good as dead alive(brain dead) but it comes close. Great fun here...go get it today if you haven't seen it (if you can find a copy that is) 9/10
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
??????
I don't konw where they were trying to go with this but I didn't like this film. I was the same as the first but with a more stupid ending. The ending made me so mad that I can't give this movie any justice. Mabe its cuz I have not seen the third one. Just another typical slasher film with some blood and some parts that make you jump
Overall 5/10
Friday the 13th (1980)
Typical slasher film.....
Typical 80's slasher film, and one that started this type of movie. But its really not that bad a movie and one of the best in the series. The acting sucks (as in most of these kinds of movies) but the deaths are cool and it has allot of really good chills (wait till the end) Not bad, Not great. Overall 6/10 Click on my name for lots of wickid movie reviews!!!!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
Wow!!!
What a film. Just amazing. I don't even know where to start. Well the first thing I will say is that it is slow in parts. But other then that it is one of the best movies I have ever seen. Scary as hell, good acting all the way through!. You will look at humans in general a whole lot different after seeing this movie. Wait till the end, the hair on the back of your neck will stand on end. Freaky stuff. Amazing film 9/10
Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996)
Average film
Not as good as the first but not bad. Worms have returned eh? well they aren't worms for long (You'll see when/if you rent it). Its also good to see that Kevin Bacon isn't back. Ok movie with a few scares and some funny one liners by Burn (Michael Gross, Or in this movie the gun man!) Worth a rent if there is nothing else to rent....and I mean nothing :) Overall 5/10
Falling Down (1993)
Amazing!!!!!!!!!
From start to finish one of the best movies ever. Call me sick but I was cheering for Michael douglas throughout allmost the whole movie. The first scene is so true being stuck in traffic and just going crazy. Michael Douglas preforms the best acting I have scene anyone do in this movie from the look on his face to his classic lines. "Were not the same I'm an American your a sick ass hole" (allot of quotes in this movie were sampled by a band I like called Front Line Assembly) I loved this movie all the way through. AMAZING! Overall 9/10
The Lost Boys (1987)
Enjoyable!
I really enjoyed this movie. Its a perfect mix of comedy, scares, horror, and blood(near the end at least). not much elese I can really say about it, oh ya, keep your ears open for some really funny one-liners! Real fun movie Overall 7/10
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
I loved it....
These are the type of movies I love 80's teen comedy's (fast times, reveng of the nerds, porky's ect). Well and 70's and 80's horror films as well. But anyways, I loved this movie ever since I watched it when I was like 14. Booger is funny as heck. (not as funny as spicoli from fast times, but close) Its just such a funny movie its so typical of the 80's. Great story, humor, nudity, drug use. Rent this or watch for it on tv if you haven't seen it Overall 8/10 Click on my name for tons of horror movie reviews
Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979)
Typical high school movie
This movie is kind of like revenge of the nerds, ferris bulers day off, fast times at ridgemont high ect. except its not as good as any of the ones listed above. It is ok, but not great mostly because I HATE the ramone's and there music is all over this moive. But still not too bad of a flick and it has some really funny parts. Overall 6/10
Deliverance (1972)
Snore, is it over yet?
Boring...a few of my friends said this was a classic. And I should rent it, So I did. Well I guess you could consider it a classic, but It put me to sleep. after watching them paddle down the river for what seems like the whole movie, were treated to like 10 minutes of action (Not including the action that one guy gets) overall I though it was boring and there is hardly any talking in this movie either. Overall 5/10 ZZZZzzzzzz......
Don't Go in the Woods (1981)
What?!?!?!
Well, Umm...Ya. Where do I start. Tons of blood and gore. Ok thats about all the praise I can think of for this sorry excuse for a movie. Stupid story, bad bad acting, must have been filmed on a sony handicam, and things that just don't link together (the weird person in the wheelchair who they show like 3 times in the movie and never explain it) I must admit though me and my friends were laughing the whole way through. So it does make a good movie to laugh at. Wait till you see the waterfall scene!. Overall 3/10
Evil Dead II (1987)
Good, but not as good as evil dead
This movie was really good. I love bruce campbell he just rocks. This movie is however more of a comedy then the first one. This is not a bad thing but I just prefer a more serious horror film. Now thats not to say its not scary because it is, It just has a few funny segments of humour. Overall though Sam Raimidoes a amazing job. Overall 8/10
The Evil Dead (1981)
Wow...Amazing
What a movie. I can't even begin to say how good this movie really is. Its in my top 3 fav horror zombie films along with dead alive and dawn of the dead. The makeup and stuff they use on the zombies is amazing and the effects are incredible for a 90,000 dollar budget. Its also has one of the funnest scenes in a movie involving a tree and...well You'll have to rent it to find out. Bruce campbell is god. So if you want a movie with tons of blood and that is scary as heck, (the way they use the camera is scary in itself) then rent this movie today Overall 9/10
Frogs (1972)
What the heck is this?
This has been the worst movie I have EVER seen. So stupid.Its about frogs and other snakes and lizards that terrorize a group of people on some island. Its not scary and just gets on your nervesI can't even count how many times they would just cut to a the frogs jumping around for no reason. don't waste your time here. Overall 2/10
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
Not that bad at all.
Well first things first, It makes me wonder if the creators of scream and I know what you did last summer watched this movie to get ideas. This movie I think is BETTER then those movies, It has way more suprises in the ending thats for sure. And best of all its filmed in Canada! Good shocks, Good death scenes (the dumbell!), and a great plot make this a winner. Just when you think you know the killer it changes again and again Worth the price to rent (I just saw it on movie PIX for free uncut and commerical free) A solid 7/10 Check out my other horror movie reviews click on my name above!
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Best zombie movie ever. Allmost.
This movie rocks!! The effects for 1978 awesome, I love the makeup on the zombies and the way they look.And the death scenes there killer. I just can't decide whats a better zombie movie this or Dead Alive (Or brain dead in some country's) I would have to give it too Dawn of the Dead by a small margin, It has a better plot, and a cooler concept (being stuck in a shopping mall and making it your home is a cool idea. I loved the redneck's shooting zombies and drinking beer, that was great. One of my fav horror's ever A perfect 10/10
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)
Ok, this one is bad
Ok this movie unlike the first one deserves the rating it got on this site. The only saving grace are that they at least got the same guy to play nathaniel becasue he plays that role really good. Other then that and the last scene in the movie this movie was very bad, bad effects, bad acting (except for nathaniel). I don't get it I mean this movie is the EXACT same as the first one except a lower budget, they should have released this one first and the first Wishmaster as the sequel. Overall a 4/10. By the way if you like horror movies click above to see a list of my movies I have reviewed (only Horror) Its growing all the time!
Wishmaster (1997)
Good film!
I don't understand why 300 or so votes and this movie only got a 5 average. The person who plays nathaniel (I forget this name) plays this role PERFECT. The way he talks and the look on his face is freaky!. There is also a ton of well thought out death scenes. Overall an 8/10 and allot better then the dismal Wishmaster 2
Jack Frost (1997)
Don't watch this expecting a serious movie
Well,Well A movie about a killer snowman what a concept. I loved it! I saw it about a year ago so I can't say allot about it, I just remember it was kick ass. The shower scene is really cool!. This movie is also better then the "Other" movie that I guess is made by the same company/producers Uncle sam. (same concept and same weird 3d cover) Don't expect this to be a serious movie, its funny, lots of gore, and worth a rental! overall 6/10