masafi
Joined Nov 1999
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Gone in 60 Seconds is by far the worst film and remake ever made. The story itself was not the best, and the dialogue was completly pointless. The acting from Nicolas Cage could not have been worse. As for Angelina Jolie, not only did she look horendous, as acted awfully too. Robert Devall's scenes were very slowly paced, and the music was just plain awful. The sound wasn't great either. As for the directing, I can't see how his style changed from Kalifornia to this. It was the most disappointing film ever. You could tell that the film was going to be long just from the title credits, and as the end credits started to roll I realised that half the theater had walked out in the middle of the film, just like I should have.
"The House of the Spirits" is an incredibly well filmed film. Having seen it five years ago, I thought it was OK, but having just re-watched it last night, I thought it was amazing. From the start, the film pulls you in and leaves you sitting forward all the way till the end credits. The acting from Jeremy Irons was almost as good as his acting in "Damage" (which was great). The story flows by very smoothly, and the music was suitable.
A great film to watch.
A great film to watch.
Anal Heat is the funniest film that I've ever seen. Though I am sure that it was not meant to be taken in a comedic way, I could not stop myself from laughing. The acting was by far the worst acting in an adult film that I've ever seen. Watch this film if you want a good laugh!