w00f

Joined Oct 2000

Horror movie fan for more than 30 years, born in Brooklyn and lived all over the country but currently back in the Northeast. A veteran of the Silicon Valley dotcom boom-and-bust, now working on a second career as a research biologist. Guess I've been around the block a few times, and I still have a bunch of laps to go. I watch movies while catching my breath.

I love bad horror movies when they're unintentionally funny and good horror movies when they make me think (and the good ones do). I also enjoy other kinds of movies, of course. I was recently turned on to the films of Luis Buñuel, for example, and am engaged in watching everything of his I can get my hands on.

An IMdB user since 2000, I've found this service useful in selecting my flicks and contribute my honest opinions on whatever I see by voting and commenting. A lot. All opinions expressed by me are entirely my own. I have no connections with anyone who works in the movie industry and generally don't care much about the opinions of professional film critics. I know what I like... and you will, too!

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w00f's rating

3.43

4.87

5.35

3.44

6.34

2.94

7.06

6.76

5.69

6.05

5.54

It Stains the Sands Red

4.76

The Mad

6.66

The Damned

5.34

The Velvet Vampire

6.17

The Dark and the Wicked

4.96

5.21

5.56

6.25

4.65

5.58

4.57

4.52

4.85

6.26

House of the Long Shadows

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The Man Who Saved the World

4.3

Mar 24, 2023

A Gem of Purest Crap

I saw a copy of this in Turkish without subtitles on Raygun TV. Not speaking a word of Turkish myself, I watched with the sound off. I haven't laughed so hard since Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things! Thus I can't speak to the dialogue, but absolutely everything else is so perfectly wrong! Snippets of Star Wars footage blatantly stolen. Grown-ups dressed in costumes so silly that no self-respecting six year old would wear them for a school play. Force? We don't need the Force; we have ludicrously choreographed fight scenes and looking up at crotches as the crotch bearer bounces off a trampoline again and again and again. I assume there must have been something like a plot in there somewhere but I couldn't spot it on my own. It's wrong and it's bad and I love it in the weirdest way possible. WHERE ARE THE SEQUELS?

Robert Reborn

2.7

Dec 2, 2022

It was better when it was Puppet Master 3

This movie is similar to Puppet Master 3: Revenge of Toulon (1991) that I can't imagine the writer and director hadn't seen it before making this inferior film. Not that Puppet Master 3 was a masterpiece but this is so, so much worse. We're talking hand-puppets here. The accents are laughable, the costumes and makeup clownish. What more do you want from me, IMDB? Must I write a thesis to simply warn people away from a tragically stinky pile of crap on the cinematic lawn? There's not that much to say beyond that. If you're contemplating this, watch a Puppet Master flick instead.

Dammit, need t.

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The Crawling Hand
Apr 21, 2013
The Legend of the Wolf Woman
Apr 3, 2013
Isle of the Snake People
Mar 25, 2013
Dead Men Walking
Mar 24, 2013

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