Otkon
Joined Aug 2001
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It seems that there are so few ideas in the Southern Hemisphere that they had to mash up the Poohniverse, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Wolf Creek.
And it's rotten down under. Like a metric kiloton of lard left out in the Australian sun - in late January, when their summer is in swing.
I am also running out of pig analogies to describe how bad and stupid this movie is. The cast is terrible. The plot is so dumb. The script was clearly AI-written. The acting is non-existent.
The characters are terrible. Every second of the movie is annoying in every way. I guess the camerawork is okay - and by that I mean whoever was operating the camera was awake. And the editing is decent. But I am sure that the person who cut this atrocity suffered mental harm having to piece this incompetent nonsense to together.
Avoid.
And it's rotten down under. Like a metric kiloton of lard left out in the Australian sun - in late January, when their summer is in swing.
I am also running out of pig analogies to describe how bad and stupid this movie is. The cast is terrible. The plot is so dumb. The script was clearly AI-written. The acting is non-existent.
The characters are terrible. Every second of the movie is annoying in every way. I guess the camerawork is okay - and by that I mean whoever was operating the camera was awake. And the editing is decent. But I am sure that the person who cut this atrocity suffered mental harm having to piece this incompetent nonsense to together.
Avoid.
If not somewhat predictable in its central twist.
And it is fairly tone deaf for those that know of the real life Norwegian island slaughter massacre from fifteen years prior to the posting of this one film review on the Internet Movie Database website page forum thread.
Despite that, the cast is having fun. It's got that villainous kid from the Netflix's hit Heartstopper. And that big fella from Spaced. And that Irish lady from Ireland. I don't know the daughter. Therefore she is from the part of my brain with no memory of her.
The plot is fanciful, implausible, illogical and culturally insulting but I guess playing it for laughs is somewhat of an excuse.
And it is fairly tone deaf for those that know of the real life Norwegian island slaughter massacre from fifteen years prior to the posting of this one film review on the Internet Movie Database website page forum thread.
Despite that, the cast is having fun. It's got that villainous kid from the Netflix's hit Heartstopper. And that big fella from Spaced. And that Irish lady from Ireland. I don't know the daughter. Therefore she is from the part of my brain with no memory of her.
The plot is fanciful, implausible, illogical and culturally insulting but I guess playing it for laughs is somewhat of an excuse.