Gorgonzola234

Looking back at this movie, it's still the worst Star Wars movie up to this date.

Reasons why it sucks:

1) It breaks Star Wars lore not only once.

Example: Admiral Holdo suicide scene, Rey being extremely powerful, despite having no training and being a "nobody" (probably to make her a "strong, independant woman"), Yoda destroying the Jedi texts,

2) It's full of filler material to stretch out the plot.

Example: The Canto Bight part

3) The characters somehow got even more uninteresting than in the TFA.

Rey: Is still powerful, good, selfless, caring, everyone likes her,.... aka a boring Mary Sue

Finn: No form of character development, cowardly tries to flee (out of character

Poe: Spends the whole movie being bossed around by a female with purple hair, you know, that's empowering

Rose: "That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love." - The dumbest quote I have ever heard in not just Star Wars, but any war/action movie

4) The story overall is dumb, uncreative and only "subverts expectations with quick surprises that are supposed to be funny (Spoiler: They are not, besides maybe once).

Resistance fleet is chased by First Order, they can't catch up because.......idk. Rey trains, aka swings her lightsaber around, with Luke, who doesn't want to train her but does it because......idk. Luke wants to burn sacred texts, changes his mind, then Yoda does it. Rose and Finn need to find a Codebreaker to break some codes or whatever. Admiral Holdo says she has a plan, but won't tell people because that's what a good leader does. It turns out to be a Japanese inspired suicide attack that doesn't make any sense. The resistance decides to hide in a random cave on a salt planet, and the First Order attacks them with some walkers. So creative, Rian, i thought you hated The Empire Strikes Back? Rey then lifts a few dozen rocks with ease because of the hard training she went through........ a few couple days.

There are many more reasons and examples why this movie is so bad, I think Rian Johnson needs to learn that making a Star Wars movie is different from making other movies, creative freedom on a Star Wars movie doesn't mean you can just ignore what makes Star Wars Star Wars and mess up lore that has carefully been establishes over the past 40 years.

Movies should have an interesting, thought through story and characters that are fun to watch. Unfortunately, a lot of this is thrown away in many movies these days for the sake of political correctness and representation.

That's a shame.

The beginning scene is one of the funniest scenes ever in any cartoon movie/show. But the rest of the movie just isn't really that great. There are a lot of really fun scenes that make you laugh and the dialects of the characters add to that as well, but a lot of it is just drinking beer and burping and it becomes very repetitive over time. And don't even get me started on the IRL part of the story. It just doesn't work. Maybe it sounded like a fun idea for the production team to try out, but it just ain't it. If you're making a cartoon movie, then keep it cartoon and don't try to squeeze in some weird story about the comic artist or whatever. They should have focused on writing a few more, actually good jokes. Still, ignoring that part, its an enjoyable movie to watch with the family and/or friends.

Title says it all, its a nightmare of a movie, idfk who approved of this but whoever did must be put in jail for the absolute pile of junk this movie is. The acting sucks, the script sucks, there's not a single aspect of this movie that isn't an absolute disgrace to humanity. I get that they want to milk the massive cash cow that the home alone franchise is, people watch those first two movies every christmas eve, but instead of coming up with whatever this is they could've just called me and i would've written them a script a thousend times better than wtf this is.

This movie is not worth your money at all. Heck, they should pay YOU for going through this and wasting your time.

Don't watch this, just.... just..... just DON'T.