Muldernscully
Joined Jan 2002
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -I.M.
Want of confidence is the parent of moral imbecility and intellectual weakness. -B.Y.
I've changed by not changing at all.-E.V.
And not everybody is plotting to deceive, inveigle and obfuscate. -D.S.
Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say Yes! -W.Z.
Oh, I thought that a long-standing curiosity had just been satisfied. -D.S.
PITTSBURGH STEELERS SUPERBOWL XL CHAMPIONS -N.F.L.
My ladyship is not very encouraging. -Guppy
And I laugh at myself as the years roll down, 'cause it's the world I know. -E.R.
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore. -A.Y.
Watchin x-files with no lights on, we're dans la maison. I hope the smoking man's in this one -BNL
Young girl,...violins (ence)...center of her own attention -E.V.
Who's scruffy-looking? -H.S.
Should we be picking out china patterns or what? -F.M.
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -P
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came. -G.P.
Already our minds are thinking as one. -P.i.B.
If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all. -T
KARL MALONE #32 GREATEST POWER FORWARD IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL
Uh ... what she said, that's what I'm thinking, and, uh ... Yeah. -L.H.
Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? -F.M.
You son of a motherless goat! -L.D.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. -S.S.
Sarcasm. Just one of the many services I offer. -A.V.
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? -K.B.
It's all right. I already have the squirrels. -C.C
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines now, do they? K.B.
Nothing's a drag, kid. Think about it. -L.L.
Badgers? Badgers?!? BADGERS?!? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!! -R.H.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown? -K.B.
Women like silent men. They think they're listening. -K.B.
I was born a loser, but you're one by choice. -E.V.B.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. -B.L.
You must have been a Betty, back in the day.
A Betty?
Back in the day. -M.H., D.S., F.M.
Now, all I really want to learn is forgiveness for you. -E.R.
You've got a dirty mind. -G.P.
Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me yesterday. -R.H.
My life is brilliant, your life's a joke. -A.Y.
Oh, you're wrong, Agent Mulder. I can't tell you how wrong you are. How wrong you've always been. -CSM
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile. -D.P.R.
You know, I never thought I'd say this to you, Scully. But you smell bad. -F.M.
Sounds like crap when you say it. -F.M.
Truly you have a dizzying intellect. - M.i.B.
I wanna new duck. - A.Y.
There's no time! - R.J.
Well, maybe that The Field Where I Died episode. I could've lived without that just fine. -MnS
My baby's in love with Eddie Vedder. -A.Y.
I don't think it's live television, Scully. She just said *bleep*. -F.M.
The cart is shaken all to pieces, and the rugged road is very near its end. -C.D.
You're an invertebrate scum-sucker whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry. -FM
Steve Irwin(The Crocodile Hunter) We'll miss you. 1962-2006
Why didn't I think of that... when I was unconscious and bleeding from the head? -S.L.
Keep going, FBI woman. -F.M.
I sued Taco Bell 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat. -A.Y.
I sued Panasonic...they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat. -A.Y.
I sued Delta Airlines 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey. I went there, and it sucked. -A.Y.
I sued Ben Affleck...... aw, do I even need a reason? -A.Y.
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. -M.H.
Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're sellin'. -C
Is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all? -F.M.
I can think of something else I'd like to call you and put mister in front of that too. -F.M.
Do the words Orenthal James Simpson mean anything to you? -F.M.
You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face . -F.M.
I do not gaze at Scully. -F.M.
Shall I come heckle you on your job? Make sure you count out the requisite number of McNuggets? -TAM
Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine. -F.M.
I'll bet someone back east is going, 'Now why don't he write?' -Timmons
Nobody likes a math geek, Scully. -F.M.
Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me. -A.Y.
What's so special about you?! -B.D.
The FBI has nothing to hide. -D.S.
He's getting his ya-yas out. -D.S.
July 12th. My birthday. Not a snowball in sight. -B.C.
I still remember the way that you laughed when you pushed me down the elevator shaft. -A.Y.
You can't call it cheatin', 'cause she reminds me of you. -G.B.
Don't call me Junior! -I.J.
Why would I wanna eat liver? I don't even like liver! A.Y.
Life's river shall rise, she said. -E.R.
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life. -H.S.
Shut up! Red...neck...man. -H.R.
My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.& -M.R.
Are you sure it wasn't a girly scream? - D.S.
I want to believe. - F.M.
Name's MacGyver. - A.M.
I am the walrus. I am the walrus. Paul is dead. Coo-coo-ca-choo. -L.B.
We used to have swamps only the EPA made us take to calling them wetlands. - S.L.H.
Yeah, but I'm no Eddie Van Blundht either. Am I? - F.M.
Yes, Agent Mulder, I can read. - A.D.W.S.
If I heard 'Silent Night' one more time I was going to start taking hostages. - D.S.
Yeah, well, make sure I skip that friggin' meeting. - J.D.
Kim Manners We'll miss you. 1950-2009
PITTSBURGH STEELERS SUPERBOWL XLIII CHAMPIONS -N.F.L.
We're not going to Guam, are we? - F.L.
When someone says that they have people everywhere, you expect it to be hyperbole. -M
The ditch had a gun? -M.S.
There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness. -Po
PITTSBURGH PENGUINS 2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!![PARTY]
Yeah well, you should still respect the dead. -H.R.
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts? -A.Y.
Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives. -?
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooong jacket. -C
You hungry? How about failure for lunch? With a side order of unemployment. -T.W.
Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, Yumm! - B&B
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!![PARTY]
I may be surrounded by insanity but I am not insane! -W.R.
Excusez-moi, Qui a pete? -AY
Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family. - S.W.
They're screwing with the wrong people. - R.G.
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. - M.T.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -I.M.
Want of confidence is the parent of moral imbecility and intellectual weakness. -B.Y.
I've changed by not changing at all.-E.V.
And not everybody is plotting to deceive, inveigle and obfuscate. -D.S.
Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say Yes! -W.Z.
Oh, I thought that a long-standing curiosity had just been satisfied. -D.S.
PITTSBURGH STEELERS SUPERBOWL XL CHAMPIONS -N.F.L.
My ladyship is not very encouraging. -Guppy
And I laugh at myself as the years roll down, 'cause it's the world I know. -E.R.
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore. -A.Y.
Watchin x-files with no lights on, we're dans la maison. I hope the smoking man's in this one -BNL
Young girl,...violins (ence)...center of her own attention -E.V.
Who's scruffy-looking? -H.S.
Should we be picking out china patterns or what? -F.M.
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -P
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came. -G.P.
Already our minds are thinking as one. -P.i.B.
If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all. -T
KARL MALONE #32 GREATEST POWER FORWARD IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL
Uh ... what she said, that's what I'm thinking, and, uh ... Yeah. -L.H.
Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? -F.M.
You son of a motherless goat! -L.D.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. -S.S.
Sarcasm. Just one of the many services I offer. -A.V.
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? -K.B.
It's all right. I already have the squirrels. -C.C
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines now, do they? K.B.
Nothing's a drag, kid. Think about it. -L.L.
Badgers? Badgers?!? BADGERS?!? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!! -R.H.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown? -K.B.
Women like silent men. They think they're listening. -K.B.
I was born a loser, but you're one by choice. -E.V.B.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. -B.L.
You must have been a Betty, back in the day.
A Betty?
Back in the day. -M.H., D.S., F.M.
Now, all I really want to learn is forgiveness for you. -E.R.
You've got a dirty mind. -G.P.
Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me yesterday. -R.H.
My life is brilliant, your life's a joke. -A.Y.
Oh, you're wrong, Agent Mulder. I can't tell you how wrong you are. How wrong you've always been. -CSM
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile. -D.P.R.
You know, I never thought I'd say this to you, Scully. But you smell bad. -F.M.
Sounds like crap when you say it. -F.M.
Truly you have a dizzying intellect. - M.i.B.
I wanna new duck. - A.Y.
There's no time! - R.J.
Well, maybe that The Field Where I Died episode. I could've lived without that just fine. -MnS
My baby's in love with Eddie Vedder. -A.Y.
I don't think it's live television, Scully. She just said *bleep*. -F.M.
The cart is shaken all to pieces, and the rugged road is very near its end. -C.D.
You're an invertebrate scum-sucker whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry. -FM
Steve Irwin(The Crocodile Hunter) We'll miss you. 1962-2006
Why didn't I think of that... when I was unconscious and bleeding from the head? -S.L.
Keep going, FBI woman. -F.M.
I sued Taco Bell 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat. -A.Y.
I sued Panasonic...they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat. -A.Y.
I sued Delta Airlines 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey. I went there, and it sucked. -A.Y.
I sued Ben Affleck...... aw, do I even need a reason? -A.Y.
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. -M.H.
Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're sellin'. -C
Is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all? -F.M.
I can think of something else I'd like to call you and put mister in front of that too. -F.M.
Do the words Orenthal James Simpson mean anything to you? -F.M.
You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face . -F.M.
I do not gaze at Scully. -F.M.
Shall I come heckle you on your job? Make sure you count out the requisite number of McNuggets? -TAM
Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine. -F.M.
I'll bet someone back east is going, 'Now why don't he write?' -Timmons
Nobody likes a math geek, Scully. -F.M.
Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me. -A.Y.
What's so special about you?! -B.D.
The FBI has nothing to hide. -D.S.
He's getting his ya-yas out. -D.S.
July 12th. My birthday. Not a snowball in sight. -B.C.
I still remember the way that you laughed when you pushed me down the elevator shaft. -A.Y.
You can't call it cheatin', 'cause she reminds me of you. -G.B.
Don't call me Junior! -I.J.
Why would I wanna eat liver? I don't even like liver! A.Y.
Life's river shall rise, she said. -E.R.
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life. -H.S.
Shut up! Red...neck...man. -H.R.
My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.& -M.R.
Are you sure it wasn't a girly scream? - D.S.
I want to believe. - F.M.
Name's MacGyver. - A.M.
I am the walrus. I am the walrus. Paul is dead. Coo-coo-ca-choo. -L.B.
We used to have swamps only the EPA made us take to calling them wetlands. - S.L.H.
Yeah, but I'm no Eddie Van Blundht either. Am I? - F.M.
Yes, Agent Mulder, I can read. - A.D.W.S.
If I heard 'Silent Night' one more time I was going to start taking hostages. - D.S.
Yeah, well, make sure I skip that friggin' meeting. - J.D.
Kim Manners We'll miss you. 1950-2009
PITTSBURGH STEELERS SUPERBOWL XLIII CHAMPIONS -N.F.L.
We're not going to Guam, are we? - F.L.
When someone says that they have people everywhere, you expect it to be hyperbole. -M
The ditch had a gun? -M.S.
There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness. -Po
PITTSBURGH PENGUINS 2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!![PARTY]
Yeah well, you should still respect the dead. -H.R.
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts? -A.Y.
Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives. -?
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooong jacket. -C
You hungry? How about failure for lunch? With a side order of unemployment. -T.W.
Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, Yumm! - B&B
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!![PARTY]
I may be surrounded by insanity but I am not insane! -W.R.
Excusez-moi, Qui a pete? -AY
Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family. - S.W.
They're screwing with the wrong people. - R.G.
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. - M.T.
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