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Bloodline Killer (2024)
Absolute Nothing Burger
I'm watching this movie in school and it makes it seem fun. That's how boring this movie is. The kills aren't even good, and it's not even so bad it's good, it's just boring. Don't waste your time watching this movie, and instead, watch Amp House Massacre, which is much better than this, even though that's still pretty bad. The first hour of Bloodline Killer is an absolute slog to get through. Nothing happens and it made me want to fall asleep even more. The opening scene set up something unique, but it doesn't go anywhere really, and ends up just devolving into repeated dialogue and boring interaction. I'm using the word boring a lot because that really describes this movie well. Boring.
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013)
AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP
UNTIL THE END IS HERE
AND IT WILL COME
THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY
IN MY FINAL HOUR
AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
MY DREAMS DISAPPEAR
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN
WASH AWAY THE SORROW ALL THE STAINS OF TIME
BUT THERE'S NO MEMORY IT'S ONLY DRY INSIDE
IN THE MUD AND SINKING DEEPER INTO A PEACEFUL LIFE
AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
POURING DOWN ON ME AND IT WILL NOT LET UP
UNTIL THE END IS HERE
AND IT WILL COME THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY
IN MY FINAL HOUR
AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
MY DREAMS DISAPPEAR.
Joshua and the Promised Land (2003)
My Name Is Yoshikage Kira
I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Captain Battle: Legacy War (2013)
Peak Cinema
This is by far the greeeeaaaatessstt superhero movie of alll tiiimme. I cannot believe that Captain America ripped off Captain Battle. TRUULLYY DISGRACEFUL. Marvel needs to be sued and come up with more original ideas. Captain Battle was a truly life changing experience a that had me on the edge of my seat. In the climax, when Captain Battle said, "it's battlein' time" and then he battled everyone, I legitimately cried. If there is a brown stain in the movie theater, it was probably me. My favorite part was when Morbius and Grimcutty showed up and Morbcutty'd all over the bad guys. I cannot believe that this movie isn't rated 69/10 on this app. Disgraceful!
Terrifier 2 (2022)
Best Slasher of All Time
This movie is the peak of slasher movies in my opinion. Everything about it is legitimately everything I could ask for from a slasher movie. The kills, gore, characters, atmosphere, and the incredible antagonist never cease to amaze me. The movie starts right where the first one left off, with Art the Clown walking through the morgue, and as soon as the movie starts you know exactly what you're getting into. The gore in this movie is completely insane. The fantastic special effects of Damien Leone are always on full display, and the camera never backs away from what's going on on screen. I also can't go without mentioning the great performances from the main protagonist and antagonist. Lauren LaVera and David Howard Thornton both did an incredible job, along with the supporting actors.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
Pure Entertainment
While Jason is not apparent, this film is probably one of the most (if not the most) entertaining films out there. From the wacky characters to the fun and creative kills, there is a lot of fun to be had here. One con to this movie would be the MPAA screwing up some of the kills, but there's still enough to enjoy. Another might be how the killer reveal at the end was a little too rushed or forced, but that didn't really matter as much to me. This movies negative reviews are mostly coming from people that are upset that Jason is barely in the movie, which is understandable. However, I think that Roy still acts nearly identical to Jason, and only reveals himself towards the end. 10/10.