giovannigugliantini
Joined May 2023
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By far, the worst crap I ever happened to watch. It's past "so bad it's good", goes full round to "so bad its awful".
Plot (sic!) is non exixtent, a serie of scenes related only by recurring actors. Characters are thinner than cardboard. Dialogues range from primary to junior high school level, with all kids high and no adult present. Special effects are amateurish at best.
I got to the end only because I was sorta paralyzed in horror, a sort of snake-bird like charm, a lovecraftian abyss.
What baffles me is the amount of positive reviews I found. To preserve sanity and trust in human race, I have to tell myself they're probably all fake accounts, conspirationists nuts or certified cases.
Only positive aspect: it's only 1 hour and 1/2.
Advice for the potential viewer: don't.
Seriously. Life is short, nobody will give you back those 90 minutes.
Plot (sic!) is non exixtent, a serie of scenes related only by recurring actors. Characters are thinner than cardboard. Dialogues range from primary to junior high school level, with all kids high and no adult present. Special effects are amateurish at best.
I got to the end only because I was sorta paralyzed in horror, a sort of snake-bird like charm, a lovecraftian abyss.
What baffles me is the amount of positive reviews I found. To preserve sanity and trust in human race, I have to tell myself they're probably all fake accounts, conspirationists nuts or certified cases.
Only positive aspect: it's only 1 hour and 1/2.
Advice for the potential viewer: don't.
Seriously. Life is short, nobody will give you back those 90 minutes.