Reviews
The Prodigal (1983)
Shallow and Cheesy
7 January 2019 - 1 out of 6 users found this review helpful.
Terrible film in every aspect. The acting is terrible, the writers obviously had more important things to do than write a decent script, and the direction and meaning of this film is more shallow than a half filled kiddie pool. One can only hope the guys at MST3K discover this. I wish I hadn't.
You Were Never Really Here (2017)
Nearly unwatchable
15 April 2018 - 62 out of 135 users found this review helpful.
One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Overly "artsy" and metaphoric. The dialogue at time is almost inaudible.
In the trivia section for this film it was reported that it received a seven minute standing ovation. I can only imagine that it was because that everyone was so happy that it had finally ended.