vespasian79

Okay, I finally got to watch this last night, and I was very entertained, but then again I'm a big Bruce Campbell fan. Naturally, it was on the renamed "SyFy" channel (now WHY in hell did the suits at the network decide to rename their channel? Is it because being morons themselves they were confused and couldn't correctly pronounce "SciFi", and thus decide that most Americans were as stupid as they were?), which as y'all know, seems to show nothing BUT crappy movies? Except, of course, for those movies starring Bruce Campbell, who has the charm and goofiness to lift what would otherwise be a cinematic direct to video piece of crap, into the realm of "Classic". I'm not trying to be sarcastic, that's just the way I feel.

The movie itself was an okay parody, and Campbell obviously had a great deal of fun playing his "real" self. And although (and I hate to say this) it COULD have been better, I found it funny and enjoyable to watch, and okay, the ending might have been a bit lame, so what? As I stated earlier, Bruce Campbell's movies are always a high cut above the BS that "SyFy" usually commissions.

So just sit back and enjoy, and if you consider yourself an effete connoisseur of German "Art" films about lesbians with crew cuts, you probably shouldn't be watching this.

Way to go, Bruce! You're A number one!

At first, I found myself screaming in OUTRAGE at this STUPID movie. This whole genre is the same: Stupid characters, stupid situations, idiotic and stupid killers, whether they be inbred extras and their descendants who found a niche in "Deliverence", stupid crazed killers, really bad CGI monsters . . . And idiotic premises.

Well, this one had the "novelty" of being set within a "reality" show, lampooning that equally stupid and retarded genre and "Survivor" in particular.

Once again, there are all of the conventional clichéd characters, who have been written by stupid writers to be just plain morons, stupider than their inbred mutant retarded half-wit cannibal hillbilly antagonists (not too difficult, I guess). Even the born-again hard, all ate up former Marine Colonel (the macho Host of the show), and one of the contestants, another ex-jarhead officer (and a lesbian; who thought THAT one up? Okay, slightly novel, I guess), both combat "veterans", whom you'd think would be able to clean the clocks of the Clampett's 8 times removed cousins that nobody talks about, but of course, that's not the case, as they're killed just as easily as the other victims, all young actors trying to break into the business whom also apparently really needed the money.

I know, I don't have to watch, but sometimes I find them amusing and I can laugh out loud at all of the above, which rest assured, I do.

This flick wasn't even that amusing. It just happened to be on the tube, and I was too lazy to change the channel.

My opinion, well, it sucks without even the saving grace of being unintentionally amusing.