Reviews
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015)
pitiful, dreadful, humour at its UN-funniest, most predictable and somewhat offensive
It depends on your IQ but unless you're one of the 95% whose IQ is around 7 then you're going to want to stab your eyes out and hang yourself within 5 episodes. Admittedly there are some very funny one liners, but they are fleeting moments, perhaps one or two every second episode, and that's being generous. Its sub-slapstick moron fare. If you live in a trailer park and enjoy watching people getting hit in the head with pies then its great. Its a known fact that people on the whole are dumb as f*ck so this is explains the popularity of the show, as well as many other peculiar phenomena around the globe. If you really have to watch it I suggest a lobotomy first to avoid the agony of it.
Illegal in Blue (1995)
Oh my God
I'm watching it right now on Dutch TV, and it's really bad. It's porn without naked chicks. Really, it's so bad that I would advise you to consider suicide before watching it. I am holding out though, partly due to morbid curiosity, partly to see if Stacy Dash gets her kit off, but mostly because I have nothing else to do and I've run out of booze.