taperrine
Joined May 2002
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With the exception of the stunning scenics, several classic GMC pickups and a really sweet classic Z28 Camaro, this is the most awful, pointless, boring and disgusting piece of trash I have ever had the displeasure to sit through. If you are looking for a movie that promotes marital infidelity, bigotry, homosexual promiscuity, unsafe sex, domestic violence, hate crimes, and alcoholism among other deviate and anti-social behavior, this movie might be your cup of tea. Otherwise, this movie is so disgusting that it isn't even fit to throw in the trash until the disc is broken into small pieces and burned along with the label to prevent innocents from inadvertently seeing it. Not fit for garbage.
Cave Girl is a humorous tongue in cheek romantic comedy that follows the romantic relationship of bumbling modern day Rex and beautiful and sexy pre-historic cave girl Eba. The movie follows the bumbling Rex through a series of slapstick pranks and mishaps that culminate in his transport 25,000 years back in time to meet and fall in love with the beautiful Eba. And, along the way, Rex becomes a man that saves Eba and the rest of the local clan from cannibals. Eventually, though, Rex and Eba must face reality. Will Rex return to his own time, where Eba cannot possible fit in, or will he stay and build a life with Eba and the rest of the tribe. This movie is a humorous, and at times poignant, look at the trials, tribulations, opportunities and decisions that young people often face as they come of age. Well worth a look.