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I talked and talked and talked with my friends and family about how I could be the perfect actor to play Chow. Now, to be fair, I never actually auditioned. I couldn't figure out how to. That isn't important. What IS important is that I DIDN'T GET THE ROLE!!! WHY, JENNIFER? I would have been PERFECT! I play so much Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat! I would be so good at doing awesome neenja moves!!!
It COULD have been me. It SHOULD have been me. And if the auditioning process wasn't so obscure, it WOULD have been me. I am giving this film 1 star because I am not in it. Damn you to Hell, Jennifer Murphy "GoGirl"!
P. S. If you ever need an actor to replace the current Chow, let me know. I am willing to forgive and forget the cruel action you have taken against me.
It COULD have been me. It SHOULD have been me. And if the auditioning process wasn't so obscure, it WOULD have been me. I am giving this film 1 star because I am not in it. Damn you to Hell, Jennifer Murphy "GoGirl"!
P. S. If you ever need an actor to replace the current Chow, let me know. I am willing to forgive and forget the cruel action you have taken against me.