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Barney & Friends (1992)
Corny!
I AM NOT LYNNE BATES MY NAMES IS RITICHIE BUT LYNNE IS MY MUM I'M JUST USING HER ACCOUNT! Barney and Friends, (Or Barney, as it is called here in England) is the corniest show ever. I never really liked it, It had been about for 3 or 4 years when I was born, so It was nothing new. My friend, however, loved this dildo of a show. I was about 6, and I was at his house once, and he had a Barney VHS tape playing on the TV. I turned the power off, and he burst into tears. GROW UP ITS A TALKING DINOSAUR FOR CHRISTS SAKE! Anyway, I happened to catch the Barney movie on TV later that year, and I loved it. I got the VHS of it a few months later, and I wore the tape out I loved it so much! I gave that tape away a few years ago now, but I loved it at the time. But the show! My god the show was bad! Several kids fell victims to paedophiles because of this butt plug of so called entertainment! Never again, never again! Its not just me who hates Barney, either! 85% of all the comments on this show are bad, and and just look at the amount of You Tube Poops and videos that take the mess out of Barney are on You Tube! And don't get me started on Blow Job BJ! Why the hell would the producers dare give a character such a sexual name! Yet another subliminal message in a kid's show! And that Baby Bop is the worst thing since Osama Bin Laden! All in all, I give Barney and Friends MINUS 1000 OUT OF 10!
The Little Rascals (1994)
Yet another example of terribly acted movies that me and my best friend used to love when we were 10
I AM NOT LYNNE BATES NAME IS RITCHIE LYNNE IS MY MUM I'M JUST USING HER ACCOUNT! Two years ago, when I was 10, me and my best buddy "Kempsy" as we called him loved cheesy kids movies from the 90s. "The Little Rascals" was one of them. Earlier this week, I found my old VHS copy of this at the bottom of my cupboard. I dusted it off, popped it in my VCR, and watched. I DEMAND THOSE 77 MINUTES OF MY LIFE BACK! This truly was one of the worst movies ever. Its cheesy, corny, and all other words describing foods that can also be used to describe an excruciatingly bad movie. Me and Kempsy watched many a bad movie, but we loved them back then! Good Burger is OK, Slappy and the Stinkers is even worse, and The Little Rascals is the corniest of them all. I gave that old VHS tape to Age Concern yesterday, as I could not bear to have Alphalphas obnoxious little face staring right back at me.
Slappy and the Stinkers (1998)
The worst freaking' movie ever!
I AM NOT LYNNE BATES MY NAME IS RITCHIE LYNNE IS MY MOM IM JUST USING HER ACCOUNT! This is, without a doubt, the worst film ever made. I'm 12, and I have seen my share of cheesy comedies, Good Burger, Heavyweights and the rest. After seeing Good Burger I thought to myself "It cant get any more worse than this!". I was wrong. Terribly wrong. Slappy and the Stinkers is the worst family movie ever, I am even ashamed to say I have a watched-once-only VHS copy of it in my wardrobe that I got for my 9th birthday. The good thing is that it only lasts 76 minutes, IMDb have the running time wrong! I cannot list all the bad points, as there are so many obvious cheesy kid movie catches in it. In one scene, a man slips on a skateboard, crashes into a crowd of people, LITERALLY flies across the room, and lands in a large aquarium tank, and emerges with a octopus that looks its right out of "The adventures of Timmy the Tooth" stuck to his face! Give me a break! I really can't explain just how crap it is, you have to see it to believe it. Snap up a copy quick, it'll be in the 99cent video bin with Good Burger!
Good Burger (1997)
Me and my mate loved it!
MY NAME IS NOT LYNNE BATES ITS RITCHIE SIMMONS, LYNNE IS MY MUM IM JUST USING HER ACCOUNT!
Anyways, when I was 10 and in Year 6 at school, I used to run a video rental for all my classmates on a Friday night from my bedroom. I had abut 80 VHS tapes on Rental, and one of them was Good Burger. My best friend, who's name I wont mention because I don't want to get done in, picked Good Burger off the shelf, and wanted to rent it. We, and the other 9 people who were there, sat down to watch it in my living room. I put it in my VCR, and pressed play. We sat there for 97 minutes and was dazzled by the what we then thought was Oscar-calibre acting.(Gimme a break, I was only 10!) Alas, after 2 years, I still have my Good Burger tape. But its broken!
About a year ago, we were getting ready to leave for high school, and the best friend mentioned above was going to a different high school to me, so for a going away present, I bought him a Good Burger VHS. I still keep in touch with him over BEBO (The British Equivalent to MYspace)and he told me he really appreciated the VHS and still has it.
3 Ninjas (1992)
3 ninjas, dudes!
WARNING! THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS! The best dang' film ever, dudes! I first saw this, like, most excellent movie ever, when I was like, gnarly 8, man! Seriously, dudes, if ya haven't ever seen 3 ninjas, like, see it, man! excellent! Firstly, there are 3 way rad ninja bros, dude! They have these, like, way bogus names, dude! Somethin' like Rocky, Tum-Tum and colt! They do these way rad things, like overthrow these shuck - evil dudes in a poorly executed cash-in on Home Alone, and get kidnapped on this, like, way big ship thing, man, and break-out, and take-on, like, 100 evil ninja dudes! Gnarly, man! how, like, bogus is that, man!? These kids, are, like, way 10, and 11, and crap, and they do what Mcauley Culkin couldn't do, like, not even in The gnarly Good Son, man, that movie where he tried to kill Elijah Wood, man! If ya liked stuff like Home Alone, or Teenage Ninja Turtles, like, even Bruce Lee stuff, you're' gonna' way love 3 Ninjas, man! It is pretty cheap on Ebuy, and stuff, man, so, like go off of IMDb now man, and go on Ebuy, and, like, get yourself a gnarly copy, man! If ya can't do that, some cool guy has it up-loaded on YOU TUBE, man! So go see it now, man! Now!