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As many of You all, I was looking forward to watching most of my favorite action-stars clash in this movie. The trailer looked promising as well, though I was expecting the filmmakers to have some difficulties making each action-star relevant enough to justify my expectations. To sum it up very short and swift, this was like hammering away on the war drums so everyone was getting scared shitless - and when everyone was expecting an enormous army of demons, out came a mere pack of cows.
I am truly disappointed. The story was just plain bad. And putting Jet Li amongst others in such senseless supporting roles borders insanity in my book. What they should have done was to create a storyline equal to "Heat" and make the true potential of the cast and budget come to life in a meaningful way lasting preferably 3 hours. This was just a waste.
What a potential though...
Martin Jakobsen
I am truly disappointed. The story was just plain bad. And putting Jet Li amongst others in such senseless supporting roles borders insanity in my book. What they should have done was to create a storyline equal to "Heat" and make the true potential of the cast and budget come to life in a meaningful way lasting preferably 3 hours. This was just a waste.
What a potential though...
Martin Jakobsen
Well well. I checked this movie on IMDb before watching. At this time it has a 6,2/10. I thought to my self, give it a chance. I gave it 30 minutes of my life and I want my 30 minutes back. Holy shi#, this movie sucked! Never in my life have I seen such a wussy, lame actor as Shane West. He must be the sorriest excuse for a man anywhere! And he is just a weak actor! OMG He sucks big time! The 30 minutes I saw was other than that pure nonsense. The plot was predictable and hilarious.
Even though I haven't seen the remaining 1h16m I feel positive to say that this movie is one of the worst I have seen in a couple of years. I would have given it 1, but Tamara Feldman got me aroused in the hotel hallway.
Disgusting!
Even though I haven't seen the remaining 1h16m I feel positive to say that this movie is one of the worst I have seen in a couple of years. I would have given it 1, but Tamara Feldman got me aroused in the hotel hallway.
Disgusting!
Transsiberian was a waste of time. I found myself talking to myself, saying: "FFS!" and "Come on!". It was boring and filled to the rim with old tarded clichés like strange faces, birds and unique colors.
The script was unoriginally predictable. I wasn't surprised once.
I hate Woody Harrelson when he's depicted as the mentally challenged goofy dude. In this movie he's both goofy and dumb. Come on, Woody! It's a mystery how this movie scored 7,3 at this time. People are easily satisfied these days, I guess.
Don't waste your time, guys... Trust me...
/Martin Jakobsen
The script was unoriginally predictable. I wasn't surprised once.
I hate Woody Harrelson when he's depicted as the mentally challenged goofy dude. In this movie he's both goofy and dumb. Come on, Woody! It's a mystery how this movie scored 7,3 at this time. People are easily satisfied these days, I guess.
Don't waste your time, guys... Trust me...
/Martin Jakobsen