Reviews
Pet Shop (1994)
Truly a work of art.
Seriously, hilarious, I was laughing out loud, even at 7:30am. Some people are hard on this movie for it's crappy plot, crappy acting, etc. but believe me, without those things, it would have been unbearable.
For B (or C?) movies like this, it's better if everything is done poorly to enhance the real genuine entertainment value of the film. We need more movies like this. The puppets for the "alien" pets look like they took about 30 minutes to make if that.
I'd pay good money to see it. I'm curious to see what other things the director has done. Only rarely does a work of art come about that is this superb.
Taken (2002)
Superb
This is the first time that I have ever really had a show that I felt I had to take time out of my day to watch! Some people's thoughts that the acting is sub-par are totally undeserved. Most of the actors do a great job of really getting into their characters, especially the entire Crawford family. The original one in that family played such a vile, vengeful, villainous guy that he quickly became my favorite character. I'm also a sucker for shows that span a long amount of time and this goes through 3 generations, providing plenty of great stuff!
The Wedding Planner (2001)
Cant give it negative
Seriously, this movie gets about a negative 20. Jennifer Lopez has always been a mystery to me, why does she do acting? She's obviously awful at it. The characters are pretty flat, the story is painfully predictable and upsettingly trite.
Jason X (2001)
Rad Movie
Other than the fact that the cyborg chick was the coolest in the movie, I have to say that SO many times I was cheering for Jason! While the characters were one dimensional, isnt that what its all about? murder murder murder! It could have been a little shorter, but there were some classic scenes. The best is where he puts the girl's (whos much to hot to be a scientist type) face in the liquid nitrogen and then smashes it. classic.