portmanrobson
Joined Oct 2002
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Total dog doo. It's more than clear Nic Cage did this for the money as there's no story, no decent characters, no direction or production values and just no idea. I feel sorry for the poor editor who had to cut this crud together.
Great costumes, acting and scenery sadly don't make up for the lack of an engaging story. Feels like a wasted opportunity.