marktyoung

This has to be one of the most hilariously bad 'documentaries' out there! It fails under three categories.

One. The subtitles. They are wild! Words are missing. Some are hilariously wrong. But every sentence is wrong. Whoever came up with them obviously never knew when one sentence started and another began.

Two. The narration. It is a voice over 'documentary' with no actual host. The voice sounds like it's automated. On Amazon no one is listed as starring in the documentary, so I'd assume no one is actually reading. One fewer person to pay for the maker I'm assuming!

Three. The script. It sounds like it was written by ChatGPT. It makes no sense, and so much is factually wrong. Who ever made this seems to think that Antarctica has never moved position over hundreds of millions of years (they probably should read up on continental drift).

This so-called documentary is an automated narration over still images and short video files spliced together by someone who can't even be bothered to google basic scientific facts. There isn't really much more that needs to be said.

What can I add that other reviewers haven't? It is perhaps the worst shark monster movie I've ever seen. Primarily due to the terrible script and the shocking acting. The lead and the old guy with the beard... There isn't a single sentence they say that sounds genuine. It's quite the feat! It starts off laughably bad (that car ride at the beginning!) then just gets worse and worse until you can barely stand to listen to them. "It's the plastic people!". It's not even a film that's so bad it's good, it's just bad and annoying. Not even a film you can watch on a Sunday with a hangover! Those of us who've watched this film have suffered so you don't have to!