blackdeath21

Wow, this movies unbelievable. First of all the plot is insane. This girls family is killed by an Amazon tribe and when she grows up seeks revenge on the tribe. Thats were sanity ends. Now its time for the insane. The female Amazon warriors are played by Scandinavian white women, whose chief is a fat old man, who don't live in the Amazon, their in Africa. Confused much, I was but I just decided to go with it.

The heroine of the story, Liana, meets many people on her travels. An African witch doctor who seemed to be Italian. The only true Africans were only seen in passing.

The "Golden Temple" looked so cheap, the walls looked as if they taped gold tin-foil to them. The chiefs chambers were obviously filmed in some ones house. Even though the temple is made out of stone and rock the chamber floors look like marble and the ceiling has a lavish design on them.

The greatest part of the movie were all the BOOBIES!! Oh glorious boobies. Every scene seemed to be filled with nothing but boobies, you couldn't hide from them. 82 minutes of BOOBIES!! So to wrap things up, everyone makes the statement "so bad it was good" and this movie definitely fits the mold. If your poison is weird "C" level movies that don't make a bit of sense, then this movies for you.

Oh, did I mention all the glorious Boobies!!

Wow! Where to start. Lets go with acting. The acting was so bad, it didn't even have a chance to become good and then go bad again. It sounded as if they couldn't remember their lines, so they had someone hold a card off screen. On top of that you couldn't even hear what they were saying so you had to turn up the volume, then you were blasted with loud music.

Now the fighting. The fight scenes were so underwhelming. They looked lazy and boring. Not one person looked like they new any martial arts except Gary Daniels, who even though is a pro-fighter never threw a punch the whole movie. Another thing who can fight on roller blades.

The whole pace of the movie was slow and dragged out. It seemed every scene was a montage scene.

The only good things in the movie are the masks that the kids and the "White Dragon" wear and Robert Z'Dar as Cobra Khan.

If your looking for a children's karate movie, skip this and go get "3 Ninjas 1 and 2".

I picked this film up on a whim and I'm glad I did. This film is worth checking out. The movie is basically two murdering brothers escape from prison and take a family hostage while on the run. The brothers where alternating half skull-half black face paint,so when standing together it make one complete skull. That rocks. In the beginning I thought it would be just a hostage movie, but there is definitely a twist. You will keep you choosing side as it goes on. The movie isn't all that scary, but it is intense. This movie won't go down in history, but is entertaining. If your looking for a movie just to pass the time go ahead and get this one. GRADE: A