PsychoBeard666
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About halfway through I genuinely thought "Oh, it's a horror comedy. Silly me!", but turns out I wasn't supposed to be laughing.
I mirror what so many others have said: how is the rating for this so high?
The first half of the movie is brilliantly paced with good acting and sets up what could have been an excellent horror movie.
By the end we find there's no resolution to things that have been set up and the plot is exposed as having more holes than Swiss cheese!
The characters' decisions aren't believable and the antagonist is laughable.
There's no suspense as everything is telegraphed way ahead of time.
Watch the first half then once it reaches a certain point (you'll know which one), turn it off and write your own ending.
I mirror what so many others have said: how is the rating for this so high?
The first half of the movie is brilliantly paced with good acting and sets up what could have been an excellent horror movie.
By the end we find there's no resolution to things that have been set up and the plot is exposed as having more holes than Swiss cheese!
The characters' decisions aren't believable and the antagonist is laughable.
There's no suspense as everything is telegraphed way ahead of time.
Watch the first half then once it reaches a certain point (you'll know which one), turn it off and write your own ending.
I can't be bothered typing an essay so I'll sum up:
Thor is reduced to a bumbling idiot to elevate Jane and Valkyrie.
Horrible CGI.
Jokes that don't land.
A plot not worth caring about.
Forgettable set pieces.
Overuse of Guns N Roses.
Thor is reduced to a bumbling idiot to elevate Jane and Valkyrie.
Horrible CGI.
Jokes that don't land.
A plot not worth caring about.
Forgettable set pieces.
Overuse of Guns N Roses.
When we're binging Stranger Things we completely pass this episode by and it doesn't affect the story one iota.
I suggest you do the same.
3 stars of MBB.
I suggest you do the same.
3 stars of MBB.