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Jodhaa Akbar (2008)
5/10
disappointing
23 November 2008
Let me start by saying that I watch less than 5 "bollywood" movies a year. So my perspective comes from one of an Indian-American who is familiar with the culture but not immersed. I had seen Lagaan, Swades and enjoyed both thoroughly. So going into Jodhaa-Akbar, I had high expectations. Unfortunately they might have been too high.

The positives: The movie looks stunning. On par or better than any Hollywood epic. The actors are generally good (and obviously very good looking) and the dialogue is good. The songs themselves were decent although there were only 3-4.

The negatives: I didn't go in expecting to see an accurate historical portrayal or anything even close. I went in expecting to be entertained. So the fact that most of the story never happened is irrelevant. The biggest problem was that the movie didn't know what it wanted to be. Was it a history lesson? was it a love story? The movie dragged and the segues between the love story and the story of Akbar's rule were just awkward. At no point do I feel that Jodhaa and Akbar gave a damn about each other. Akbar feels like an angst filled teen and Jodhaa has 2 emotions: happy and angry/sad. Too many scenes that felt like they were just praising Akbar as opposed to making us actually think of Akbar as great.

I really wish they had dropped the entire subplot with Sujamal/Sharifuddin and concentrated on Akbar trying to woo Jodhaa and Jodhaa liking Akbar. And the movie dragged for ever.

I can't believe I asked for romance in a bollywood flick :)
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Anand (2004)
6/10
Not all glowing
16 August 2007
Hmmm I watched this movie on a recommendation. To be fair, I don't like most bollywood films.

So what did i like? The acting was good. Both the lead actors are very charming, and do a good job.

The humor worked pretty well. The dialog/script was pretty good. Rupa's character and the acting was especially good.

I also liked that this was a rather unique heroine and not cookie cutter.

The supporting characters were very good (the 2 kids, raju, anita)

What did I not like?

  • Maybe it's a cultural thing that I missed but why does the lead male always do very Stalkerish things when "pursuing"? It really bugged me.


  • Rahul/Rahul's mother are too evil. Rahul was actually a pretty well written character right until his last scene.


  • Definitely dragged in the second half.


  • The whole Anand not liking her and then she not liking him was one too many.


  • The suspension of disbelief is still a little too high.
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9/10
Flawed but excellent
2 February 2005
Like an Altman film or the opening scene in Godfather, Mira Nair drops us right into the middle of the Verma clan with barely an introduction. Many things are going on and Nair loves to play the matchmaker, giving every character a love story. The film is flawed because the major story line barely registers and sometimes the acting seems forced and over the top(Aditi, PK Dubey). What comes through is a feeling of joy and bliss and heartache. The film looks great(the cinematographer deserves major praise) and the music is excellent throughout. Naseeruddin Shah(Lalit Verma) is excellent. From a social standpoint, Nair shows the dichotomy of India. The haves and the have nots. This film is in many ways an accurate portrayal of upper middle class India. It helps that the characters speak a wonderful mix of English, Hindi and Punjabi. You see a foreign film without always having to look down at the subtitles. Another merit for this film was that it was not insulting to Indian culture like so many recent films:(the guru, American desi).
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About Schmidt (2002)
4/10
Nicholson is good but the movie is a disappointment
22 January 2003
Nicholson does a great job but there isn't much story here and not much goes on throughout the film. It is a little too preachy and has but one message. It bored me and there were "maybe" a couple of laughs and thats about it. Go see "The Pledge" with jack nicholson in peak form and a significantly better film.
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Cowboy Bebop (1998–1999)
Best anime out there
22 January 2003
I am not a huge fan of anime outside of stuff by miyazaki but this is an awesome TV series. You don't have to like anime to watch this cartoon. It has excellent storylines, artwork and MUSIC. It also doesnt have the usual bad jokes that most anime cartoons do. It is very stylish and entertaining.
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Kaante (2002)
1/10
Usual Suspects + Reservoir Dogs = Crap
7 January 2003
If you've seen Usual Suspects and especially Reservoir Dogs don't even bother with this. Here is a movie that is has a large budget(esp. by Bollywood standards) good actors and a great idea: take two excellent hollywood crime flicks and put'em together. How did they ruin it? The director/editor went nuts with about 2 billion cuts. I felt like I was watching a music video instead of a film. There is no need for 4 consecutive color to black and white fadeouts every other minute. The whole movie felt like it was made by an overactive youngster who just learnt all the tricks from film school. The acting was good. Even though Manjarekar was doing a good job his stutter got a little annoying. Tremendous plot holes when trying to move the story of Usual Suspects from English to Hindi: Who the hell is going to round up 6 indians for a truck theft?? aren't there some other criminals left. ok im willing to ignore that. The bank robbery has got to be the most incompetent in movie history with or without the undercover cop. Why argue about killing McQuarrie because he is a cop when the shootout to escape from the bank probably killed 50 police officers??? What's one more. The opening credits which lasts 3-4 minutes just shows the 6 guys walking shoulder to shoulder in slo-mo. That just gives u an idea of how annoying this film was. Why try to make the film schmaltzy by making all the guys be kinda nice?? What a waste!!!! This movie could have been an excellent remake but ended up being an overstylized piece of junk. Sorry to be so harsh but this movie took too much of my time
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Airborne (1998)
1/10
So bad its a classic
22 September 2002
My friends and I rented this movie mistaking it for another one about skateboarding. Watchin Steve Guttenberg as an action hero is hilarious. The movie is so incredibly predictable and over the top that it ended up being a laugh fest. Even though I gave it a 1/10 this movie should be seen especially if u manage to catch it on TV anywhere.
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