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This flick was beyond lame... It completely failed on every level imaginable! There is no other way to put it, this movie just SUCKED!!! I struggled just to get to the end of this crap. It was an hour and some odd minutes.
And hour and some odd minutes of my life I'll never get back! Serious folks, don't watch this garbage; it's a waste of your time! The photography was horrible, the acting was nonexistent, you couldn't pay me enough money to watch this crap again!
There wasn't any plot to speak of, within the first 5 minutes I said this movie is going to suck... Sure enough it did. The only good thing was the cute blonde that had some how should I say it, descent attributes!
Don't watch this flick, it was a complete failure in all categories!
And hour and some odd minutes of my life I'll never get back! Serious folks, don't watch this garbage; it's a waste of your time! The photography was horrible, the acting was nonexistent, you couldn't pay me enough money to watch this crap again!
There wasn't any plot to speak of, within the first 5 minutes I said this movie is going to suck... Sure enough it did. The only good thing was the cute blonde that had some how should I say it, descent attributes!
Don't watch this flick, it was a complete failure in all categories!
I saw the title and said to myself, "I don't want to see another crapper movie." Then I said "what the hell, I'll watch it." And I'm glad I did... It was a pretty good movie! I had a good story line, a good plot and the acting wasn't to bad.
It gave you a little bit of insight on North American Indian culture and a little bit of their religious beliefs. Very interesting... Also the older female police officer and the mother of the daughter who got ran over by this goofball in pickup truck, DAMN good looking women!
I would recommend this movie to anybody. It probably didn't have a big budget, but it was done pretty good for what their budget allowed! Not a bad movie at all.
It gave you a little bit of insight on North American Indian culture and a little bit of their religious beliefs. Very interesting... Also the older female police officer and the mother of the daughter who got ran over by this goofball in pickup truck, DAMN good looking women!
I would recommend this movie to anybody. It probably didn't have a big budget, but it was done pretty good for what their budget allowed! Not a bad movie at all.
This with out any doubt is the worst movie of all time...! In more than 60 years on this planet I have seen some really crappy movies. But this one takes the cake and all! This movie damn near killed comedy in the movie industry!
A friend of mine said to watch this movie, in their words "it's really funny!" So I watched this train wreck... The first 20 minutes goes by and I"m waiting for a joke followed by a punch line, some physical comedy someone to play the comic relief???!
40 minutes go by and still nothing funny, nothing at all. I'm looking at a bunch of idiots dressed up like rock stars walking around pretending to be rock stars... Spinal Crap's box office gross was 4.5 million dollars. Now go back in time a decade which would take you back to the year 1974.
Blazing Saddles absolute comedic genius box office gross was just shy of 120 million! So from 1974 to 1984 you go from genius to crap... Numbers don't lie! And not to mention the "All time Domestic Box Office for Comedy Movies" rating system. A (1) means your the best of the best... A (1300) means you've just taken a serious nose dive into crapsville!
Spinal Crap's ranking was (1201) out of (1300), so; that's only 99 points short of the worst comedy movie of all time! This movie just sucked all the way around... The only reason I gave it a (1) is because there is no negative scale. If there was, it would get a justly deserved -100!
To sum it up short and sweet... This movie was consistent in no acting, no talent, or plot; complete lack of anything comedic! Forget the comedy world, hands down this is one of the worst movies of all time! You couldn't pay me enough money to watch this loserville movie again!
A friend of mine said to watch this movie, in their words "it's really funny!" So I watched this train wreck... The first 20 minutes goes by and I"m waiting for a joke followed by a punch line, some physical comedy someone to play the comic relief???!
40 minutes go by and still nothing funny, nothing at all. I'm looking at a bunch of idiots dressed up like rock stars walking around pretending to be rock stars... Spinal Crap's box office gross was 4.5 million dollars. Now go back in time a decade which would take you back to the year 1974.
Blazing Saddles absolute comedic genius box office gross was just shy of 120 million! So from 1974 to 1984 you go from genius to crap... Numbers don't lie! And not to mention the "All time Domestic Box Office for Comedy Movies" rating system. A (1) means your the best of the best... A (1300) means you've just taken a serious nose dive into crapsville!
Spinal Crap's ranking was (1201) out of (1300), so; that's only 99 points short of the worst comedy movie of all time! This movie just sucked all the way around... The only reason I gave it a (1) is because there is no negative scale. If there was, it would get a justly deserved -100!
To sum it up short and sweet... This movie was consistent in no acting, no talent, or plot; complete lack of anything comedic! Forget the comedy world, hands down this is one of the worst movies of all time! You couldn't pay me enough money to watch this loserville movie again!