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jtklove's rating
This movie started slow. I forgave it. It began, and meandered, as "Jump Scare, The Movie". It built up as though a mystery would be solved, and resolution would be given, but sadly, no joy. It's as desolate as it's setting. Give it a miss. There's no villain but the time lost.
Wretched. Painful. Makes your gums bleed. The hair alone defies rationality, even for a child of the 80's, like me. I had to reset my IMDb password just to pass on how much I hated. Hated. HATED. this reboot. H-A-T-E-D. I-T.
May god have mercy on their souls.
I camped out for original Monkees concert tickets in 1986. Saw them again 1987. Pure pop cheese delight.
I was excited, as a 16 year old with no taste, to see the new guys.
May god have mercy on their souls.
There are no words adequate to express my hate. I can only say, "gag me with a spoon."
May god have mercy on their souls.
I camped out for original Monkees concert tickets in 1986. Saw them again 1987. Pure pop cheese delight.
I was excited, as a 16 year old with no taste, to see the new guys.
May god have mercy on their souls.
There are no words adequate to express my hate. I can only say, "gag me with a spoon."