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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you! Toot sweets~~ inventions~~bad guys~~ orphans~~crack pots~~ damsels in distress~~flying cars~~torture chambers What else do you want from a movie?? This has everything and the infamous Dick Van Dyke!

I have not seen this movie in 15+ years but it will forever be one of my favorites!

There is many musical scenes as well. You will be moved to tears as well as fits of laughter, you will moan and whimper and wish Charactacus would just kiss her already! Charactacus comes up with some great inventions I.E. the breakfast scene will forever be in the movie annals as one of the greatest invention-scenes ever! His parenting skill- set is lacking though, but we don't hold that against him. He is just a fool-hardy inventor after all with a penchant for dogs.

OK. Who ever invented this film hates humanity and wants to see them all slit their throats. This "film" was absolute and utter filth. What the heck was up with the weird old bags eyes? Seriously, was she on some sort of horrible drug and then she like just thought she could control people? She was running around with her freaking evil eye and it was like what? Do I have a booger hanging out of my nose? What are you staring at? Are you like the sea witch or something? All and all though I thought the graphics were top notch old chap. For that alone I would give it a ten. But just cover your ears when you are watching it. The pure and complete evil that comes from that film will make your ears bleed and your eyelids fall off. Who knows? You might even get a knot in your small intestine. You better watch out fools.

This movie, while heart5-warmingis a splendid example of how to raise children, as every parent should be totally unaware of where your teenage daughter is on the weekend, as well as sending her out to traverse the land with weird professors and gold-toothed medicine men. I am a firm believe in talking dogs so this movie is also a religious experience for some of us.I also especially like the fact that the mother never once changes her clothes, maybe this is because the father is to stupid to get a job, and the only way for the family to buy a house is for the mother to spend the rest of her life cooking in some restaurant.