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"The Mouse Trap / Mickey Mouse's Trap":
What kind of TRYNDETS did I watch 💀?! I don't even know how to react or rate this?! It's cheap, there's a lot of chatter, and in some places this chatter is even tiring, there's not much action in the film, and I can continue to find fault with this for a long time, but this TRASH film really works! It's so stupid that I actually enjoyed it! By the way, respect for the reference to "The Horror"! 4.5 out of 10, it's a bad film, but not that bad! Well, if you like all sorts of trash like "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" and the like, then this one will do the same in principle! But otherwise, it's a one-shot flick!
P. S: THERE'S A POST-CREDITS SCENE, DAMN IT, I. E. IT WILL BE A FRANCHISE! And by the way, I would watch the sequel without any jokes! That's all for me!
What kind of TRYNDETS did I watch 💀?! I don't even know how to react or rate this?! It's cheap, there's a lot of chatter, and in some places this chatter is even tiring, there's not much action in the film, and I can continue to find fault with this for a long time, but this TRASH film really works! It's so stupid that I actually enjoyed it! By the way, respect for the reference to "The Horror"! 4.5 out of 10, it's a bad film, but not that bad! Well, if you like all sorts of trash like "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" and the like, then this one will do the same in principle! But otherwise, it's a one-shot flick!
P. S: THERE'S A POST-CREDITS SCENE, DAMN IT, I. E. IT WILL BE A FRANCHISE! And by the way, I would watch the sequel without any jokes! That's all for me!
"Borderlands":
Before I start my review of the film "Borderlands" I want to say that this is my subjective opinion about this film and if you have a different one I will not judge you, the only thing I ask is not to judge mine! Let's live in peace and without toxicity in the comments, and now I will begin!
So, in May 2024, I saw the trailer for "Borderlands" before the screening of "Major Grom: Games" (I don't know why they decided to show it in the cinema where I saw Grom for the first time) and I liked the trailer, I began to expect this film in our distribution! And so on August 8, the film was released in our official distribution and I went to see "Bord" in the cinema for free, by invitation (in honor of the apology for the evacuation and the unwatched "Furiosa"). And so, two days before the release of the film, the first reviews from critics were posted on the Internet, many of them were negative and even devastating, after that I did not expect anything from the film! And so, on August 9, I go to a screening of "Borderlands" and after watching I leave the hall in a great mood! Jokes aside, I even wanted to buy a ticket for another screening of "Borda" to watch it again that day, but I didn't, ahah, I think I'll go again later!
I don't know, maybe it worked because I watched the film for free, maybe because I watched Borderlands alone in the hall and no one bothered me, or maybe because I was in a great mood that day, but I really liked the film!
The plot of the film is as simple as five kopecks, but it was interesting, I watched the film with my mouth open, the action happens so quickly, not letting you get bored!
The 90-minute duration flies by unnoticed like 15, or even less, minutes! When I left the theater, I was even surprised that the film had already ended, because the running time on the film's page was 104 minutes, but probably the Board says 90 minutes of film and 14 minutes of credits, haha! The jokes amused me, and I even cried at some touching moments! The action is driving, staged perfectly!
Cate Blanchett plays great, and she is very beautiful, Ariana Greenblatt🛐🛐🛐, well, my bunny, I can't 😭 , also played great and is also very beautiful! She and Cate🛐🛐🛐. They were the only ones I watched the whole movie! Kevin Hart played his role well, although the face of the hero Florian Munteanu (Crigg) is covered with a mask, but the female audience will have something to look at 😏 (his abs for sure), the other actors also played well!
The soundtrack of the film is not bad, I liked it! I would like to note the song "How You Like Me Now" by The Heavy.
The only negative that I would like to note is the graphics, it is average, if Tin Man is made well, then I can not praise the chromakey that is visible in some scenes! But otherwise everything is great!
In the end, "Borderlands" is an excellent, interesting, fun drunk action movie that will brighten up your gray boring evening! Honestly, I am not a fan of the game, but after watching it I started to play it, and the game is also very top, well, and now I am a member of the fandom of "Borderlands", I am a fan of this film and I really like the game 2009, I play it with pleasure! And by the way, the game is more violent and bloody, and the age limit for the game is 17+, the film has an age limit of 13+ (our 12 or 16+), it is clear that there will be no blood and any kind of cruelty, although the creators initially filmed a film with an R rating, and I would have watched this version, but it is a pity that the Rot cut will not be released! For me personally, the case with "Borderlands" finally proved that the critics of Rotten Tomatoes and others are complete snobs, since they destroyed such a simple, but tube film! I give the film 9 out of 10 and recommend watching it, but before watching it I recommend you turn off your brain and don't turn on logic, well, and if you are a fan, then don't pick on the film too much, watch it as an original work with its canons, and not as a film based on a game where the canon is observed, just enjoy the fun bacchanalia that is happening on the screen and, I repeat, don't turn on your brain while watching it, then you will love "Bord"! I especially recommend going to the cinema and supporting the official distribution with rubles because watching such a film in the cinema is cooler, more atmospheric and much more interesting! I will definitely go to "Borderlands" for the second time!
#SupportBorderlands #GoToBorderlands.
Before I start my review of the film "Borderlands" I want to say that this is my subjective opinion about this film and if you have a different one I will not judge you, the only thing I ask is not to judge mine! Let's live in peace and without toxicity in the comments, and now I will begin!
So, in May 2024, I saw the trailer for "Borderlands" before the screening of "Major Grom: Games" (I don't know why they decided to show it in the cinema where I saw Grom for the first time) and I liked the trailer, I began to expect this film in our distribution! And so on August 8, the film was released in our official distribution and I went to see "Bord" in the cinema for free, by invitation (in honor of the apology for the evacuation and the unwatched "Furiosa"). And so, two days before the release of the film, the first reviews from critics were posted on the Internet, many of them were negative and even devastating, after that I did not expect anything from the film! And so, on August 9, I go to a screening of "Borderlands" and after watching I leave the hall in a great mood! Jokes aside, I even wanted to buy a ticket for another screening of "Borda" to watch it again that day, but I didn't, ahah, I think I'll go again later!
I don't know, maybe it worked because I watched the film for free, maybe because I watched Borderlands alone in the hall and no one bothered me, or maybe because I was in a great mood that day, but I really liked the film!
The plot of the film is as simple as five kopecks, but it was interesting, I watched the film with my mouth open, the action happens so quickly, not letting you get bored!
The 90-minute duration flies by unnoticed like 15, or even less, minutes! When I left the theater, I was even surprised that the film had already ended, because the running time on the film's page was 104 minutes, but probably the Board says 90 minutes of film and 14 minutes of credits, haha! The jokes amused me, and I even cried at some touching moments! The action is driving, staged perfectly!
Cate Blanchett plays great, and she is very beautiful, Ariana Greenblatt🛐🛐🛐, well, my bunny, I can't 😭 , also played great and is also very beautiful! She and Cate🛐🛐🛐. They were the only ones I watched the whole movie! Kevin Hart played his role well, although the face of the hero Florian Munteanu (Crigg) is covered with a mask, but the female audience will have something to look at 😏 (his abs for sure), the other actors also played well!
The soundtrack of the film is not bad, I liked it! I would like to note the song "How You Like Me Now" by The Heavy.
The only negative that I would like to note is the graphics, it is average, if Tin Man is made well, then I can not praise the chromakey that is visible in some scenes! But otherwise everything is great!
In the end, "Borderlands" is an excellent, interesting, fun drunk action movie that will brighten up your gray boring evening! Honestly, I am not a fan of the game, but after watching it I started to play it, and the game is also very top, well, and now I am a member of the fandom of "Borderlands", I am a fan of this film and I really like the game 2009, I play it with pleasure! And by the way, the game is more violent and bloody, and the age limit for the game is 17+, the film has an age limit of 13+ (our 12 or 16+), it is clear that there will be no blood and any kind of cruelty, although the creators initially filmed a film with an R rating, and I would have watched this version, but it is a pity that the Rot cut will not be released! For me personally, the case with "Borderlands" finally proved that the critics of Rotten Tomatoes and others are complete snobs, since they destroyed such a simple, but tube film! I give the film 9 out of 10 and recommend watching it, but before watching it I recommend you turn off your brain and don't turn on logic, well, and if you are a fan, then don't pick on the film too much, watch it as an original work with its canons, and not as a film based on a game where the canon is observed, just enjoy the fun bacchanalia that is happening on the screen and, I repeat, don't turn on your brain while watching it, then you will love "Bord"! I especially recommend going to the cinema and supporting the official distribution with rubles because watching such a film in the cinema is cooler, more atmospheric and much more interesting! I will definitely go to "Borderlands" for the second time!
#SupportBorderlands #GoToBorderlands.