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Cash Markman strikes again, with this inane sci-fi comedy meant to amuse but ending up embarrassingly stupid.
It combines nonsensically a haunted-house theme with the dumb gimmick of a writer who can create characters that come to life and have sex just by typing their names on his typewriter. He can just ad easily type that they disappear again. How this is connected with the dumb premise of a haunted house where spirits linger from ancient Hollywood orgies that took place there makes no sense at all.
Busty Tonisha Mills is highly erotic as writer T. T. Boy's wife who gets more than she bargained for when the fictional character of his Neutron Man shows up in the form of Peter North who can't stop having sex. Several hot babes including Tiffany Mynx service T. T. Boy and his stereotypical agent Tony Tedeschi.
Boy's name here is Harlan, yet another dumb in-joke re: top sci-fi writer at the time Harlan Ellison.
It combines nonsensically a haunted-house theme with the dumb gimmick of a writer who can create characters that come to life and have sex just by typing their names on his typewriter. He can just ad easily type that they disappear again. How this is connected with the dumb premise of a haunted house where spirits linger from ancient Hollywood orgies that took place there makes no sense at all.
Busty Tonisha Mills is highly erotic as writer T. T. Boy's wife who gets more than she bargained for when the fictional character of his Neutron Man shows up in the form of Peter North who can't stop having sex. Several hot babes including Tiffany Mynx service T. T. Boy and his stereotypical agent Tony Tedeschi.
Boy's name here is Harlan, yet another dumb in-joke re: top sci-fi writer at the time Harlan Ellison.
With a fine cast and decent budget, Henri Pachard puts some international flair into "The French Connexxxion", a tongue-in-cheek crime movie about a prostitution ring run out of Marseilles by villains Tracey Adams and Mike Horner.
Shanna McCullough stars as a tv reporter who goes undercover to expose a white slavery operation using those shipping containers to transport women overseas for sex. It turns out that they are prostitutes volunteering for the lucrative work servicing wealthy folk around the world, and Shanna becomes one of them.
Key subplot has her actually pursuing sexual liberation, as she confesses to her shrink played by director Pachard. He also camps it up in a second unbilled role wearing a turban as the auctioneer who has bigwigs bidding on the girls who hail from all over Europe, too.
Randy Spears and Lynn LeMay play a couple who buy Shanna's services to help expand their sexual prowess, and she in turn becomes fulfilled in the process. Screenplay by Raven Touchstone hsa fun with the overall concept, certainly painting sex work in a favorable light rather than as criminal activity.
Shanna McCullough stars as a tv reporter who goes undercover to expose a white slavery operation using those shipping containers to transport women overseas for sex. It turns out that they are prostitutes volunteering for the lucrative work servicing wealthy folk around the world, and Shanna becomes one of them.
Key subplot has her actually pursuing sexual liberation, as she confesses to her shrink played by director Pachard. He also camps it up in a second unbilled role wearing a turban as the auctioneer who has bigwigs bidding on the girls who hail from all over Europe, too.
Randy Spears and Lynn LeMay play a couple who buy Shanna's services to help expand their sexual prowess, and she in turn becomes fulfilled in the process. Screenplay by Raven Touchstone hsa fun with the overall concept, certainly painting sex work in a favorable light rather than as criminal activity.
This collection of four Deeper episodes directed by W. C. Walker is all style, no substance. The label's usual emphasis on BDSM is present.
"Wouldn't Hurt a Fly" is an amateurish porn-parody of HItchcock's "Psycho", copying the music, visual style (black & white, changing to color for XXX content) and even the Saul Bass titles design.
Freya Parker does an okay version of a femme fatale, even though in the movie that wasn't Janet Leigh's role. Parker Ambrose adds nothing. It's pointless in the extreme.
Little better is "Tainting the Good Girl", a glum domination/submission exercise. Van Wylde is a boring dominant, while pretty Ashley Alexander plays the submissive getting flogged and abused.
Now for the main event: "Sex Theater" is quite pretentious, as Jade Valentine watches porn and then takes on the huge cock of Anton Harden.
"Dripping" is a tedious all-sex "artcore" scene in which camgirl Sarah Ilustrates graduates to professional porn in a series of abstract shots with stud Derek Savage.
"Wouldn't Hurt a Fly" is an amateurish porn-parody of HItchcock's "Psycho", copying the music, visual style (black & white, changing to color for XXX content) and even the Saul Bass titles design.
Freya Parker does an okay version of a femme fatale, even though in the movie that wasn't Janet Leigh's role. Parker Ambrose adds nothing. It's pointless in the extreme.
Little better is "Tainting the Good Girl", a glum domination/submission exercise. Van Wylde is a boring dominant, while pretty Ashley Alexander plays the submissive getting flogged and abused.
Now for the main event: "Sex Theater" is quite pretentious, as Jade Valentine watches porn and then takes on the huge cock of Anton Harden.
"Dripping" is a tedious all-sex "artcore" scene in which camgirl Sarah Ilustrates graduates to professional porn in a series of abstract shots with stud Derek Savage.