Reviews
Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
ARE YOU "F"IN KIDDING ME?????
HERE'S AN AWFUL.... AWFUL MOVIE!!!!!!!! A RIDDLE FOR YOU. WHAT IS FASTER? A RAPTOR? A MOTORCYCLE FULL THROTTLED? A VEHICLE? OR A MAN? ........ WELL THE ANSWER IS NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!! CLAIRE IS SIMPLY FASTER THAN THEM ALL!!!! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TERRIBLE MOVIE!!!! GARBAGE CANS GETTING PUMMELED BY RACCOONS ARE MORE EXCITING! SCENCES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COLD ARE NOT! SWIMMING IN FREEZING COLD WATER IS ONLY ABLE TO BE DONE BY "PRATT" WITHOUT ANY EXHALE OF COLD BREATH. "HOWARD" CAN HOLD HER BREATH FOR WELL OVER 3 MINUTES IN A CLEAR ALGAE RIDDEN POND OR MARSH. WITHOUT RUINING THE HAIR OR MAKE UP ON HER. MAISIE WAS TERRIBLE IN HER ROLE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE. SHOULD I GO ON????? OKAY I WILL. THE PLOT HORRIBLE..... THE NEW CHARACTERS HORRIBLE..... THE LOCUSTS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHY? THE WOMAN VILLAIN IN WHITE JUST WLKS THROUGH A HAIL OF BULLETS IN SLOW MOTION WITHOUT A SCRATCH. OKAY I'M DONE.... YOU PEOPLE WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS GARBAGE..... CAUSE IT IS EXACTLY THAT!!!! MY 11 YEAR OLD FELL ASLEEP IN BACK. IT WAS THIS BAD.....
Appaloosa (2008)
AWESOME
THE MOVIE WAS GOOD.... RENEE ZELLEWEGER WAS THE ONLY BAD THING ABOUT THE MOVIE...HER ACTING WAS HORRIBLE..!! OTHER THAN THAT THE MOVIE WAS GREAT..!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID..!!
Hell to Pay (2005)
why?
WHY IN THE HELL ARE THE SUPPOSED "MEN" IN THIS CRAP MOVIE WEARING MORE LIPSTICK THAN THE WOMEN?? I' MEAN C'MON PEOPLE... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE NORMAL LIP COLOR??? UTTERLY RIDICULOUS MOVIE!!!! EVERYTHING FROM THE ACTING TO THE PLOT TO THE MORE THAN 6 BULLETS FIRED FROM A SIX SHOOTER... WOW, GARBAGE ON A STICK SMELLS BETTER THAN THIS HEAP OF DRIPPING DIAPER RASH..!!!! HELL TO PAY IS TERRIBLE... YOU WOULD PROBABLY HAVE MORE ENTERTAINMENT WATCHING BEER EVAPORATE OUT OF A FROSTY MUG ON A 100 DEGREE DAY..!!!!
Gallowwalkers (2012)
PLAIN AWFUL
WHAT ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID??? PRETTY BAD.. SAD.. BE GLAD YOU DIDN'T WATCH THIS.
Goin' All the Way! (1981)
EILEEN DAVIDSON
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.... HOTTIE !!!!! THE MOVIE WAS OK......MOVES SLOW.... WITH A FEW LAUGHS......80'S TUBE SOCKS.....WOW!!!!
Men at Work (1990)
WAKE-UP-HOLLYWOOD
THIS IS SOME FUNNY STUFF......THESE GUYS SHOULD HAVE MADE MANY MANY MORE TOGETHER.......YOUNG GUNS FUNNY ALSO.......TAKE SOME NOTES YOU JUNKIES IN HOLLYWOOD......THIS IS FUNNY NOT THIS CRAP OF TODAY'S WORLD.......THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS MEN AT WORK.......
Cherry (2010)
A GR"8" MOVIE
YEAH VERY INTERESTING MOVIE....REALLY ENJOYED THE WHOLE MOVIE....GLAD I FOUND IT ON TUBI......FREE MAKES IT THAT MUCH BETTER....SORT OF LIKE THE SHAMROCK SHAKES ONCE A YEAR....WELL HOPE YOU ALL FIND IT WORTHY OF YOUR EYE BALLS......
The Substitute (1996)
ENJOYABLE
KICK ASS FLICK.....AWESOME JOB..PUNK KIDS....GUNS...ACTION...GOOD STORY LINE.....WISH THE ENDING WAS BETTER....
DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
HOTTIES
THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE FILM....THE FIGHT SCENES JUST CRAP....THROW SOME TOILET PAPER IN AND PRAY FOR A CLOG.......THE S--T STICKING TO THE BOWL IS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE...EVEN PRAYED FOR A GHOST POOPIE BUT HELL NO.....IT JUST LINGERED IN THE BOWL.....WITH PLUNGER IN HAND THIS CRAP STILL DIDN'T DISAPPEAR.....AFTER AN HOUR AND 26 MINUTES OF CONSTIPATION LATER THIS CRAP WAS OVER.....THANK GOD FOR THE FLUSHABLE WIPES TO GET THESE STREAKS OF CRAP FROM MY DRAWERS.....WHAT A PILE OF CRAP THIS MOVIE WAS,IS AND FOREVER WILL BE...FOR THOSE ABOUT TO WATCH THIS LOAD OF CRAP...MAKE SURE YOU BRING LOTS OF CRAP SPRAY WITH YOU....LOL
Anger Management (2003)
TRIPLE D'S
DULL...DUMB....DISCOMBOBULATED....VERY BORING.....USED IT TO FALL A SLEEP....WORKED LIKE A CHARM...MAYBE IT'LL WORK FOR YOU....
The Croods: A New Age (2020)
GR"8" MOVIE
WAS A FUNNY MOVIE....MY 9 YEAR OLD THOUGHT IT WAS THE GREATEST...LAUGHED VERY HARD.....I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AS WELL.....GREAT TO SEE HUMOR IS STILL AROUND..... NEED TO LAUGH THIS IS THE MOVIE.... ENJOYED IT HOPE THEY MAKE ANOTHER... WOLF-SPIDERS WERE THE CUTEST...
Cranston Academy: Monster Zone (2020)
WHY
WHAT IS UP WITH THE FOUR FINGERS??? JUST IDIOTIC... MONSTERS WERE LAME... NOT SCARY EVEN FOR 3 YEAR OLDS... NEED BETTER AND MORE INTERESTING CHARACTERS FOR THIS TO BE GOOD... ENJOY IT AND GOOD LUCK...
Monster Hunter (2020)
RATHER LICK A CACTUS
PURE HOLLYWOOD JUNK.........I LIKE TONY JAA MOVIES.......MIA JOVOVICH IS STILL HOT....RON PERLMAN WAS AWFUL.....STINKING AWFUL LIKE AN OLD MANS FART.....THE MOVIE IS EXACTLY THAT.......ROTTEN TO THE CORE....
Who's Your Daddy? (2002)
JUST FUN
I MISS OLDER MOVIES.....MAKES ME APPRECIATE THE GOOD TIMES......JUST SIT BACK AND LAUGH WITH YOUR FRIENDS....
Blood on Her Name (2019)
N E A T O
YES.... GOOD LUCK WITH THIS ONE.....WHAT HAPPENED?????
Black Water (2007)
STELLAR
THE CROCK COULD HAVE BEEN SCARIER!!! MORE PEEPS COULD HAVE DIED.....LOW BUDGET......NAIL BITER......LOL!!!! I NEVER NEEDED A BOAT TO FISH IN SUCH SHALLOW WATER.....HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!
D-Tox (2002)
NOT THE GR"8"EST STALLONE FILM
IT WAS OK...I HAVE SEEN WORSE.....THIS DOES BEAT OUT A LOT OF 2020'S MOVIES BY FAR!!!! GOOD LUCK HOPE YOU LIKE THE MOVIE!!!!!
The Duel (2016)
What did i just watch???
To the point...it just was blah....Wasted an hour and fifty minutes on this really boring movie....Dull....YAWNER....if your in need of a movie that will help you fall asleep....This is the one....Good luck....TRY AND LIKE THIS MOVIE!!!!
No One Lives (2012)
HOLY FIRE TRUCK
LOVED ALL OF THIS MOIE!!! RIGHT UP MY ALLEY!!!1 GORE...GORE...AND MORE GORE!!!! GIMME SOME MORE!!!!
The 4400 (2004)
BEYOND HORRIBLE ACTING
THE WORST ACTOR ON THIS SHOW BY FAR IS TOM BALDWIN....ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE...!!!! THE BEST ACTOR/ACTRESS ON THE SHOE BY FAR IS MIA PLAY BY CONCHITA CAMPBELL..... THIS SHOW COULD HAVE BEEN WAY WAY BETTER....BUT THE HORRIBLE ACTING JUST RUINED IT COMPLETELY.....GOOD LUCK STOMACHING THROUGH THIS DRIVEL.......