Ghenghy

Watching Magne practice threatening with his hammer is a laugh riot. Man I thought Season 2 was bad, these last 6 episodes will go down in TV history as some of the worst of all time, its certain that those killed off earlier are grateful not to have been associated with this trash.

Such promise in Season 1 left us all wanting more, well what we got was a wtf season 2 and an ever increasing assemblage of "gods," we should have seen the joke coming from a mile away but watched this pablum anyway hoping and waiting interminably for SOMETHING to happen... well we are still waiting. The scenery is nice however, I used to think I wanted to visit Norway at one time, that itch is permanently scratched.

Season 1 excellent, Season 2 ridiculous, that is of course unless you're a soap opera fan. Season 1 was about the law, the current season is more interested in bizarre romantic entanglements, like the LL's hot ex wife who is engaged to this crusty fat biker that in the real world she would she would never give this clown the time of day. Oh yeah and the other ex wife played by Neve Campbell who is still looking good is also entwined with some doofus thats into cats and poetry. So how does our hero navigate all this, with his trusty sidekick Tonto or Kato who drives him around in his Lincoln SUV spouting philosophy and silently playing the victim to the system. This is cable TV in 2023, and expectations are sinking fast, like this once promising series.

Character, you won't find it here. Whose idea was it to hire the butt-ugliest woman on the planet as the abductee? By the end of a boring episode #3 you'll be dying for her captors to put an end to her suffering in the most painful way imaginable.

Luke Evans was great as usual, would be nice if he had a decent script or supporting cast but you won't find that here either. Michael Huisman, the guy who practically singlehandedly ruined Game of Thrones is here to put his tepid pretty boy looks on display as Special Forces Groomed for the White House son of a mega-gozillionaire who somehow can't find any political clout to have his new daughter in law free'd. Every episode drags, every episode we are treated to lingering minutes of the ultra-homely Jessica Collins sweating profusely and looking forlorn, its maddening. You won't like this series, if you do then you don't remember when the entertainment industry was designed to entertain!