Reviews

Maybe it's a testament to the indomitable spirit of the.land of the morning calm, but are South Koreans always this chatty in the face of abject terror?

...recalled Ed Wood's ambition in the eponymous comedy to make an entire movie out of random stock footage: "Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo."

...is that every blind person who sees this flick will learn that with enough hard work and perseverance, they too can be house sitters and their moms will think they're secret prostitutes.

...of a million laughs is watching two dozen comedians stomp all over the jokes of one who's shuffled off this mortal coil, then this is the flick for you.

...the Invisible Man goes mad when the second he disappears his friend moves in hard on his ol' lady. Plus, it probably bugged the Invisible Man that none of the kids in England had English accents.

...a battalion or two of soldiers who wouldn't hesitate to stage a suicidal assault on a Buddhist temple towing two donkeys and a peasant boy. (This whole 150 character thing is the enemy of pith.)

...of great dialogue is lines cribbed from inspirational posters put up in employee break rooms and unusually pretentious gyms, then 'Dune' is the flick for you!

...the thing about this flick is the protagonist is the kind of dick who burns a CD of mass market hipster tunes because it bothers him someone only likes country music.

...the owner of an Airbnb is the stuff of nightmares.

...can research and report on a year-long science experiment in under five minutes.

...if the cop was a cynical psychotic or just obtuse.

...has edited the footage it's found with exquisite sensitivity to the sensibilities of young lovers.

...and time is of the essence to save your family, make sure to stop and smell the roses a few times along the way.

...unless you wish to see the McPhersons' heroic ability to forget they were attacked by aliens 90 seconds earlier.