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Brilliant camera work throughout. Child acting direction done well even if the written character is weak.
Love the blood used in the first AI segment even if unrealistic. Second segment takes extraordinary use of B&W. Over-saturation and wide shots are arguably overused in last segment but still beat.
The plot, acting, shots, and suspense of the first segment was great but unfortunately felt a little underwhelming at times.
The last segment was also a bit comparatively boring, even if the whole thing was nice to look at.
I really did lose interest in the plot towards the end but ultimately ended the film satisfied. A fourth segment would have been nice but all three came together nicely regardless.
Love the blood used in the first AI segment even if unrealistic. Second segment takes extraordinary use of B&W. Over-saturation and wide shots are arguably overused in last segment but still beat.
The plot, acting, shots, and suspense of the first segment was great but unfortunately felt a little underwhelming at times.
The last segment was also a bit comparatively boring, even if the whole thing was nice to look at.
I really did lose interest in the plot towards the end but ultimately ended the film satisfied. A fourth segment would have been nice but all three came together nicely regardless.
Sometimes I find random movies to try on Tubi, most of them suck and I laugh at.
Eyes if a Roman wasn't just a bad movie to laugh at, it was offensive to history and had me internally screaming at why the filmmakers made such poor decisions at every turn.
From the unnecessary shots of 90 BC "Italy" that's blatantly a global warming/deforestation effected Texas field to the actors directed on a dull quality as if they're in a pornographic film to costumes, hairstyles, and sets that were pulled out of a "popular styling of 2021" article to continuous plot holes and unlikeable characters to a poorly construed script to poor lighting and cinematography to rewriting history to outrageously dumb "fight" scenes this is just an abomination of a film.
All of these red flags are without going into the terrible production value and lack of post production. The film seems to have not been professionally edited, recorded, mixed, colored, or had anything else to polish it. Either no one was hired for these important jobs or it was done on a whim with no care.
A beautiful and well implemented score could've helped but that part seems to be pretty carelessly composed and matched as if it was something the director almost didn't remember to include. The fact a score exists may be the film's strongest point but is still useless.
This film isn't just poorly made, the story is a made up boring side plot that turns into the whole movie and any true events are exaggerated or factually off; the director seemed to have deemed historical accuracy completely unnecessary.
If you're someone who likes to laugh at low budget movies this may be for you but if you also enjoy history this may just be so bad it should be avoided completely.
Eyes if a Roman wasn't just a bad movie to laugh at, it was offensive to history and had me internally screaming at why the filmmakers made such poor decisions at every turn.
From the unnecessary shots of 90 BC "Italy" that's blatantly a global warming/deforestation effected Texas field to the actors directed on a dull quality as if they're in a pornographic film to costumes, hairstyles, and sets that were pulled out of a "popular styling of 2021" article to continuous plot holes and unlikeable characters to a poorly construed script to poor lighting and cinematography to rewriting history to outrageously dumb "fight" scenes this is just an abomination of a film.
All of these red flags are without going into the terrible production value and lack of post production. The film seems to have not been professionally edited, recorded, mixed, colored, or had anything else to polish it. Either no one was hired for these important jobs or it was done on a whim with no care.
A beautiful and well implemented score could've helped but that part seems to be pretty carelessly composed and matched as if it was something the director almost didn't remember to include. The fact a score exists may be the film's strongest point but is still useless.
This film isn't just poorly made, the story is a made up boring side plot that turns into the whole movie and any true events are exaggerated or factually off; the director seemed to have deemed historical accuracy completely unnecessary.
If you're someone who likes to laugh at low budget movies this may be for you but if you also enjoy history this may just be so bad it should be avoided completely.