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This is one of the WORST movies I have ever seen. No one can act, even though the guy playing Burt was in the Deer Hunter. Every scene, and I mean EVERY SCENE, is about 20 seconds of dialogue followed by 3 minutes of kids dancing to horrible music. The dialogue is stilted and unnatural at best. The beautiful beaches can't even make up for the awful dialogue, awful acting, and awful direction.

The kid playing guitar is actually talented, but the lyrics are not for kids. These are all literal children, but the dialogue sounds like it was for college-age kids.

Good god, this is a truly awful movie.

I'm staying at my friends' house, and we picked this because we always watch laughably bad movies when I stay with them. It's bad, but it's the worst kind of bad. It's not even funny bad. It's just BORING. It's an absolute slog that could have been trimmed down by 30 minutes. Almost every scene drags for about 10 minutes longer than it should. Except for the little girl, the characters are unlikeable at best, and the dialogue sounds like it was written by high school boys. About 40 minutes in we forgot what we were watching.

If you're looking for a bad movie, skip this and watch something by Mark Polonia instead.