zach8270
Joined May 2003
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I'm not going to tell you about the plot because there isn't one.
I'm not going to describe the acting because it's putrid.
I'm not going to comment on the filming because it's crummy.
It looks like a high budget Troma movie, but nowhere near as entertaining. It's an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back. The movie industry really is in dire straits if things like this are getting produced.
It's trying to be something it isn't. It's trying to be a throwback to the 1970's true Grindhouse movies, but it's nowhere even close.
Don't bother. Poor Rutger Hauer.
I'm not going to describe the acting because it's putrid.
I'm not going to comment on the filming because it's crummy.
It looks like a high budget Troma movie, but nowhere near as entertaining. It's an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back. The movie industry really is in dire straits if things like this are getting produced.
It's trying to be something it isn't. It's trying to be a throwback to the 1970's true Grindhouse movies, but it's nowhere even close.
Don't bother. Poor Rutger Hauer.