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Resident Evil (2022)
The "woke" community wins again...
They had to cast a diverse type and it shows, the acting is cringe worthy and the writing is atrocious. This is not Resident Evil. Why ruin a fantastic game and movie franchise with politics and having to bend to the cry for having to cast a certain demographic? Do not waste your time with this joke of a series, I read that it's already been cancelled before a season 2 woohoo!!!
Birdgirl (2021)
What the...?
A disgrace to Harvey Birdman, completely way out of the universe of the famous original. Just a complete dumpster fire and trying to be WOKE. Not clever, not funny, and not worth the time by any means.
13 Reasons Why (2017)
Ani ruined it
Never has a character ruined a series so abruptly since Jamal from On My Block. Ani single handedly ruined the series. Season 1 was spectacular but after that it was just unwatchable.
Dark River (2017)
Super slow....
An ok movie and I love Ruth Wilson but my only problem is all the dead air! While the scenery is awesome it kinda feels like you're watching a video postcard. 70% of the movie is without dialogue so it feels likes it's crawling. 4/10 cause there just wasn't enough meat on the bone for me.
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
LeBron loves LeBron...
This trash is hardly a movie. Just one long commercial for LeBron, advertising, and product placing. Simply put, it's all a money grab for the elite companies to cash in on. What a shameful world Hollywood has become. Sad part is, Lebron's ego won't let him realize how bad this is. He will literally think it's Oscar worthy. How many times does he have to have his name mentioned!!
Dunkirk (2017)
Boring....
I don't understand all the hype and I will be honest, I did drink the Kool aid and had high hopes according to all the accolades and awards it won and was nominated for. I've tried watching this movie 3 times and have yet to finish it. It is sooooo mind numbing and extremely boring. I'd rather cut my already cut grass if I wanna waste 2.5hrs of my time.
Thunder Force (2021)
Ben Falcone, please stoppppp!!
Will someone please tell Falcone to stop making movies!! He and Melissa are dumbing down the comedy drama ala Adam Sandler. Don't waste your time. Rewatch Jack and Jill if you need a reminder on what is wrong with comedies in Hollyweird these days.
Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (2021)
Good grief...
Have always been intrigued by the mystery and was looking forward to an in depth look, with interviews by professional authorities, detectives, coroner's, etc but instead was saturated with a bunch of "internet sleuths" and YouTube morons. Don't waste your time
Herself (2020)
Crying baby...
Sorry and I sympathize with the situation but the crying baby constantly over powered the dialogue, it was so annoying!
Wynonna Earp (2016)
What was season 3?!
I don't know what happened but season 3 was so comical (not in a good way) it was like watching a completely different show from seasons 1 and 2. Idk if they intentionally tried to turn it into a comedy but it was cringe worthy. They really destroyed a good show.
Mr. Robot (2015)
Would've been a 7...
Awesome show and had a Dexter (althought not as good) feel to it. Good acting and plenty of suspense. My only knock on it is the annoying, loud, weird, loud, and again loud background music or soundtrack. I was constantly tending to the volume throughout the series! It was completely unnecessary and WAY OVER THE TOP!
Hubie Halloween (2020)
Enough already!
Good grief what is this trash! It's as if Sandler is doing it on purpose. The voice and corny jokes are an embarrassment
Cursed (2020)
PC is getting absurd in Holly Weird...
Lost me at a black Arthur. Not for any racial aspect but because it's so far fetched and obviously forced by the higher ups to keep everyone at Bay and "happy". The actors are so good but they just didn't show up for some reason. Devon Terrell was excellent in Barry but this script was to everwhelmong in more ways than one. Arthurian legend took a major blow and hopefully this one will be forgotten in time.
Ratched (2020)
Great to look at it, but that's about it...
Welp, Ryan Murphy basically did another AHS boring version, Paulson did her thing and was excellent as usual but there just wasn't any meat on the bone. Costume design and color flow we're gorgeous but it was as a total bore story wise. Just felt like an AHS parody. Like a High School play compared to Cuckoo's Nest. Steer away IMO
Homecoming (2018)
Should've been a movie...
Good grief did this draaaaagggg on! Had to fast forward thanks to Prime to get to the good parts that progressed the show and avoid the annoying CONSTANTLY PLAYING MUSIC! Awesome story but the back and forth and the slow pace just ruined Everything
The Karate Kid (2010)
Smith weirdo ruined it...
Perfect example of why to leave classics alone. These Hollywood remakes or sequels are just a lazy money grabber. Bad writing, acting, and just an all around bad movie. The Smith kid is a horrific actor and just a super weird teen or adult or whatever he's trying to represent. Stay in your lane and go away kiddo
The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)
Ummmm, what?
I have no clue on what I've just seen. Felt like it was a dream watching my favorite actors act so confusingly weird. No it wasnt "artsy" or "remarkably obtuse" it was just crappy writing. Worst movie I've seen in a few yrs so consider yourself warned
Coffee & Kareem (2020)
Kid ruined it
Taraji P Henson is one of my favorite people of all time! Why she would take this role befuddles me. The jokes and writing were on point and the cast was pretty solid EXCEPT for the kid! WAAAAAAAY over the top with his acting and the language was just too much and unrealistic. He single handedly turned this 7 into a 3 star for me.
On My Block (2018)
Jamal ruined it
Season 1 was ok but season 2 was an abomination. Zero emotional value as opposed to season 1 and it seems the actors had checked out and just collected their checks. But the true tragedy of season 2 was Jamal! Why did they make him the center of the plot?! He was so annoying and his acting was preposterous and so over the top! It's almost like they wanted a new Steve Erkel with his wild facial expressions and body language and quips but it was just so tough to watch. The actor who played Jamal was a true train wreck and I'm just so happy it's over
Better Things (2016)
Those kids tho...
Excellent show and Pamela Adlon is her usual fantastic self. The one complaint I do have is the God awful writing for the children characters, especially Frankie and the oldest kid. I literally fast forwarded thru the scenes where the kids had most of the dialogue. It's just so over dramatic it's absurd!! I find it hard to believe that this type of behavior is happening in most homes and it just ruins what could be a perfect TV series.
Altered Carbon (2018)
What happened!!??
Season 1 was one of the best shows Netflix has out there. So why or how did season 2 change the narrative and completely do a 180!? Idk if they changed writers (if so then please put away the pen forever) or what but at times I had to google and make sure 2 wasn't a joke or a prank, seriously! This will go down as one of the biggest downfalls between seasons in history, from a 8 to a 2 and I'm not exaggerating the 2
I Am Not Okay with This (2020)
Should've been hr long episodes
Enjoyed the first episode and before I knew it I was on episode 5 of 7. If each episode is going to be 22 mins then it needs to hurry up with the story line. Season 1 felt like an extra long trailer and basically took the whole season to finally gain traction. Confused on why they chose 22mins with such a slow developing plot. Huge mistake cause this show has loads of potential but wasn't given enough room or time to grow
The Body Remembers When the World Broke Open (2019)
Slooowwwww
Good premise and good intentions but gee whiz it was like watching a turtle in last place. Kept waiting for something to kick start the film but just kept crawling along
Lost in Space (2018)
Great visuals but pathetic writing....
After the first episode I was kind of worried cause the writing was a little shaky but figured "hey it's ep1, so I'll let it finds its legs"...Wow was I wrong! It gets worse and worse! Soooo many situations that the characters get into can be so easily avoided. Most of the decisions are so dumb and completely unnecessary. How can the characters be uber smart geniuses but yet so comically dumb? Parker Posey? Really? She laid an egg on this one per usual Parker Posey acting. Didn't get past ep5
Bushwick (2017)
Ummm what?
Wow did this movie blow! Terrible acting and Dave Bautista said what? You can't hear him over his mumbling! On the other hand Brittany Snow can't shut up! Terrible premise and a terrible movie. Not to mention the horrid acting