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Glam Fairy (2011)

Stop and Stare... and then turn it off.

Look, I'm not an expert in directing, but I AM an expert in knowing what sucks. Trust me... this is a steaming pile of jersey Seagull poop. This piece of crap landed right in the middle of my Sunday relaxation day. I watched expecting the worst and actually experienced something entirely different... fascination. Fascination with the terrible attempt at trying to create "entertainment" in a 12x12 foot room crammed with 12 people and mermaid colored walls.

The "employees" just stand there and act as if they are working while a chubby blonde with a height problem and a bad attitude, bobbles through understanding what her "clients" want.

This show makes me sad. It reminds me of a soap opera because they're all trying to get it done(IE. showing up), but they couldn't possibly. Their leadership is dumber than the character she played on Jerseylicious... hah. Anyway, I never review anything, but I had to do it.

By the way, Director and Editor, why do you keep taking shots of people staring at whatever stupidness is being said, OVER and OVER? Can we come up with a new way to create drama? Who taught you to do that? The reality in this show comes from the raw, non-talent, of both cast and crew.

Congratulations... on wasting time and money, it's as if the government put this show in to play.