garabedian123
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2nd episode...not so much.
Wow Deb is annoying and basically ruins the show for me.
Not to mention I really dislike the retelling flashbacks of Dexters mom. I thought this show was supposed to be dexters life flashing before his death. How do either of these 2 things relate. He wouldnt have been there for these things.. Also Dexter was a baby when his mother was killed, not a 4 year old. His brother was 3 or 4. This not only makes no sense, but rewrites what the original had already set in stone.
And ...there wasnt even an indicator that there was a flashback. This episode was also lit poorly. The scenes dont have enough contrast...until the flashbacks..then the contrast is way too high.
Wow Deb is annoying and basically ruins the show for me.
Not to mention I really dislike the retelling flashbacks of Dexters mom. I thought this show was supposed to be dexters life flashing before his death. How do either of these 2 things relate. He wouldnt have been there for these things.. Also Dexter was a baby when his mother was killed, not a 4 year old. His brother was 3 or 4. This not only makes no sense, but rewrites what the original had already set in stone.
And ...there wasnt even an indicator that there was a flashback. This episode was also lit poorly. The scenes dont have enough contrast...until the flashbacks..then the contrast is way too high.
You just do not get to care about the character before he is thrown into it all. There is no buildup, no getting to know him or his family. I guess this is why they tried to ride off the success of the first one by even calling this Gladiiator in the first place, rather than give it its own name.
The atmosphere just feels fake. The motivation of anyone just feels so forced. Take for example when the main character is going after his wife's dead body in the ocean. The way the Roman Soldiers hold him back is more like what you would see friends do at a party when an ex shows up. It is like this throughout the whole movie.
The fights don't feel real. Anytime a fight happens, especially close up, Im like how he is going to get out of that..Oh..they just cut away. That was a death grip, there was no escape. Same goes for the awful looking monkeys too. Like this is where the monkey would have bit into his shoulder..but no, he just throws it what looks like a lifeless prop, before it lands on the ground and becomes a monkey again.
The atmosphere just feels fake. The motivation of anyone just feels so forced. Take for example when the main character is going after his wife's dead body in the ocean. The way the Roman Soldiers hold him back is more like what you would see friends do at a party when an ex shows up. It is like this throughout the whole movie.
The fights don't feel real. Anytime a fight happens, especially close up, Im like how he is going to get out of that..Oh..they just cut away. That was a death grip, there was no escape. Same goes for the awful looking monkeys too. Like this is where the monkey would have bit into his shoulder..but no, he just throws it what looks like a lifeless prop, before it lands on the ground and becomes a monkey again.
So I was looking for how not to summon a demon lord and saw this on hulu. Figuring they remade the series, i gave it a shot. Now the show I was looking for is pervy, disgusting, and freaking hilarious. This.....Tamer? Version or whatever it is. Just gives me the creeps.
YOu have this 40 year old looking guy trying to woo a child? A child that they nearly show in the nude as often as they can and shes what..7, 8?
What the hell is going on. And why does she only have 1 eye. And why do they keep showing her. At least in the funny version you can pretend they are teenagers..but not here.ddddddddd.
YOu have this 40 year old looking guy trying to woo a child? A child that they nearly show in the nude as often as they can and shes what..7, 8?
What the hell is going on. And why does she only have 1 eye. And why do they keep showing her. At least in the funny version you can pretend they are teenagers..but not here.ddddddddd.