jacko_p28
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This is the worst film I've ever seen and that's saying something. It scores minus points out of ten. Anyone saying this is anything other than terrible clearly need their head examining. I wouldn't even class this as a movie, give a few kids an iPhone for a weekend and they could come up with something better than this trash. Awful acting and terrible film making. It's a shame because it's not a bad plot and had it been done well then this could've been a half decent project. Normally with terrible films you can laugh at how bad they are, but this was the dullest, most miserable 80-some minutes that I'll never get back. AVOID at all costs.
Absolutely awful. I am a big fan of the first two Mummy movies and this one was an embarrassment to the series.
First of all, why does Alex have an American accent when he's English? I don't remember it being mentioned that he lived in America at any point after The Mummy Returns. Bad continuity.
And very bad casting of Maria Bello as Evie, did anyone else notice how many times she went into an American accent when it was supposed to be English? (Which was awful by the way). Missed Rachel Weisz a lot here, she did well to stay away from this stinker of a project though.
Worst thing of the entire movie though was the so called mummy. At what point were The Dragon Emperor's insides taken out and embalmed and his body wrapped in bandages? Hated the way he was able to shape shift into any creature he desired too.
Abominable snowmen? Don't even go there.
They should have risen Lord Imphotep to help them rid The Dragon Emperor and then cut his ass down again. I'd have been happy to see Arnold Vosloo back in a re-hash of The Mummy Returns than the piece of turd I sat watching last night.
Best part of the movie? When I spilt Pepsi all over myself and was distracted from watching it for about 2 minutes as I took my jumper off and used tissues to dry myself off.
This is one movie I won't be purchasing when it gets to DVD. Even AVP-R was better than this. TRASH!
First of all, why does Alex have an American accent when he's English? I don't remember it being mentioned that he lived in America at any point after The Mummy Returns. Bad continuity.
And very bad casting of Maria Bello as Evie, did anyone else notice how many times she went into an American accent when it was supposed to be English? (Which was awful by the way). Missed Rachel Weisz a lot here, she did well to stay away from this stinker of a project though.
Worst thing of the entire movie though was the so called mummy. At what point were The Dragon Emperor's insides taken out and embalmed and his body wrapped in bandages? Hated the way he was able to shape shift into any creature he desired too.
Abominable snowmen? Don't even go there.
They should have risen Lord Imphotep to help them rid The Dragon Emperor and then cut his ass down again. I'd have been happy to see Arnold Vosloo back in a re-hash of The Mummy Returns than the piece of turd I sat watching last night.
Best part of the movie? When I spilt Pepsi all over myself and was distracted from watching it for about 2 minutes as I took my jumper off and used tissues to dry myself off.
This is one movie I won't be purchasing when it gets to DVD. Even AVP-R was better than this. TRASH!