Unas14
Joined Mar 2003
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I went to see this movie at the cheap theatre with some friends, and we could not stop laughing. Everything about this movie was terrible, from the acting to the script to the novel on which it was based, but it was done with such earnestness that it was fun to watch.
The main character (wearing the fakest fake fat suit I've ever seen) is this obese lawyer who accidentally mows down an old gypsy woman while his wife has him 'distracted' in the car. Of course the gypsies lay a curse on the fat man and he begins to lose weight uncontrollably no matter how much he eats. He enlists the aid of a client of his, mobster Joe Mantegna (acting much like he has no idea of how bad this film is) who gleefully helps him enact revenge on the gypsies.
This movie is hilarious in a Plan 9 sort of way. Everything about it was so ineptly done, and with such conviction, that it is hard to hate the film. Watch it with friends, if one of you is holding a crap movie festival or something.
Also, don't mess with gypsies.
The main character (wearing the fakest fake fat suit I've ever seen) is this obese lawyer who accidentally mows down an old gypsy woman while his wife has him 'distracted' in the car. Of course the gypsies lay a curse on the fat man and he begins to lose weight uncontrollably no matter how much he eats. He enlists the aid of a client of his, mobster Joe Mantegna (acting much like he has no idea of how bad this film is) who gleefully helps him enact revenge on the gypsies.
This movie is hilarious in a Plan 9 sort of way. Everything about it was so ineptly done, and with such conviction, that it is hard to hate the film. Watch it with friends, if one of you is holding a crap movie festival or something.
Also, don't mess with gypsies.