pisces-kelsey
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(And even WITH Rifftrax, it's hard to not want to look away. This movie is UGLY.)
NOTHING about this movie is good. Absolutely zip. Special effects? Garbage. Acting? Abysmal. The songs? Stupid. The plot? What plot?! And when it's not bad, it's weirdly boring.
I remember seeing the trailer and asking aloud "who asked for this? WHO?! And can I hurt them?" It really, truly is THAT bad. I promise. Even if you actually like the musical (that in and of itself is so niche), you will not have a good time.
My best recommendation is to get stoned off your ass and put on some Kevin, Mike, and Bill. And when you're done, pass around the eye bleach. Don't be stingy!
NOTHING about this movie is good. Absolutely zip. Special effects? Garbage. Acting? Abysmal. The songs? Stupid. The plot? What plot?! And when it's not bad, it's weirdly boring.
I remember seeing the trailer and asking aloud "who asked for this? WHO?! And can I hurt them?" It really, truly is THAT bad. I promise. Even if you actually like the musical (that in and of itself is so niche), you will not have a good time.
My best recommendation is to get stoned off your ass and put on some Kevin, Mike, and Bill. And when you're done, pass around the eye bleach. Don't be stingy!
I watched 3 SD movies as a kid. "Zombie Island," "Witch's Ghost," and this.
I'm gonna say it: "Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School" is not as good as you remember. It's a LONG movie, it does the same joke over 5 times in its runtime (and DEAR GOD the puns! They are actually painful.), and it's like episodes of a show that never happened were all slapped together into one long viewing. And it has Scrappy. 😕
The ghoul designs are still great, though, so I'll defend them and the Liza Minnelli knockoff. I don't know why I was so enamored with it as a kid.
It's TEDIOUS!
I'm gonna say it: "Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School" is not as good as you remember. It's a LONG movie, it does the same joke over 5 times in its runtime (and DEAR GOD the puns! They are actually painful.), and it's like episodes of a show that never happened were all slapped together into one long viewing. And it has Scrappy. 😕
The ghoul designs are still great, though, so I'll defend them and the Liza Minnelli knockoff. I don't know why I was so enamored with it as a kid.
It's TEDIOUS!
This is...this is abysmal. I'm actually in pain.
I owe "Muppets from Space" an apology. At least that had heart.
Much like the Tin Man, this movie is heartless. And soulless. It feels like almost a knockoff of a Muppet movie. Somehow both cutesty AND too crude.
The only, ONLY compliment I'll give this movie is the writing for Pépé. He got a few snickers out of me.
Run, run so far away.
I owe "Muppets from Space" an apology. At least that had heart.
Much like the Tin Man, this movie is heartless. And soulless. It feels like almost a knockoff of a Muppet movie. Somehow both cutesty AND too crude.
The only, ONLY compliment I'll give this movie is the writing for Pépé. He got a few snickers out of me.
Run, run so far away.