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Do not believe all of these negative reviews! Do not! I looked at the reviews before I watched the movie. I could not believe how every review was negative! Dozens and dozens of negative reviews and only one positive review!

Many of these reviews say something like "terrible movie", "don't waste your time", "I would rate this 0 out of 10 if I could", etc. I really have no idea what these people were thinking of when they wrote all these negative reviews, and frankly it's a waste of time to even try to figure them out. Some people like ketchup, some people like mustard! To each his own, I guess. But do not let all of these negative reviews scare you away from watching this movie.

All of those negative reviews almost scared me away from watching it, but at the last minute I remembered how in the past, many times people would condemn a movie, I would watch it, and I would think it was a great movie.

This is such a movie I believe.

Is this a blockbuster movie? No. Is this going to win any Oscars? No. Does this have a $100 million or $200 million budget? No. Does this have tons of special-effects? No. But what this movie does have is a very very dark and brilliant sense of irony and satire and humor.

I really enjoyed this movie! It is true that all of the main characters are people that you really just hate. And you don't really want to root for any of them. What that means is that the actors are really doing a great job! Because the 3 main actors are actually great actors. And they have helped make other great movies great. The fact that you really hate them in this movie, means that they are really great actors that were actually able to make you hate them in this movie!

And even though you may not like the subject of the script, the script was really slickly written. The casting was right on. All of the acting was right on. And the music was right on.

It's true that you must go with the flow and pretend that some of the things that happen in the movie could happen. Even though you know that in the real world, laws don't work that way, and various other things don't really happen that way. And a few things are a little unbelievable.

But If you're going to sit and nitpick a movie, you could find fault with just about every movie made.

I can guarantee that you will not know ahead of time what is going to happen. And I can guarantee the twist at the end is really a twist. And I think that the ending was a fitting ending. I have to be careful because I don't want to say too much.

When the movie was over, I found that I had had at good time. If the goal of a movie is to entertain you, then this one succeeded for me. Yes the subject matter is inhumane and wrong and improper. But the execution of the movie itself was brilliant and cynical.

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie.

I have to say that when I saw that IMDB rated this as only 3.5, I almost didn't want to watch it.

But then I said to myself that the plot sounded like it could be a funny movie.

I'm so glad that I watched this!

When it was over, I was sorry it was over because I was having such a good time watching it!

You will Never be able to tell what is going to happen next.

Do not listen to all the negative reviews! I can't believe that people thought it was a stupid movie.

Yes, it was over-the-top.

But it Was a funny movie!

Do yourself a favor and watch it.

I thoroughly enjoyed it! And you probably will too! Kooky but very well done Funny movie!

First, let me tell you that I like Bruce Willis.

BUT

He must have really needed some quick money badly. I think this might just be his worst movie to date!

If you want to watch this movie because Bruce Willis is in it, DON'T. It's better to remember how he was in better movies he was in.

I am giving this movie 2 stars ONLY BECAUSE they at least went through the motions to try to make a movie.

This movie is truly bad! You have been warned!

You will never get these 92 minutes back!

I'm not even going to waste my time listing all the reasons that it IS bad because I have already wasted too much time TRYING to watch it.

I couldn't watch more than 15 minutes of it! In fact, I wanted to stop watching it after about 8-10 minutes, but I decided to see if by some chance it might get any better.

NOPE!

Everyone who knows Bruce Willis knows he is capable of much better acting then he shows in this movie.

But you can only work with what you are given,

And he was given a truly terrible script! Even he couldn't save this movie! I should have known by the fact that he got 2nd billing after an UNKNOWN actor!

If you don't believe me and want to watch it anyway, then you go right ahead.

And if you do, I am officially telling you right now ahead of time;

I TOLD YOU SO!