hateredblast

I've seen some bad movies, but WHOA! This is absolutely mindblowing!

Plot: none, just a bunch of lobotomites regurgitating bible stories Characters: glass-eyed drooling lobotomites Voice-acting: souless, atrocious with the third kid being barely audible Assets: random stock models for 5% each Lip synching: the what now?

Christians, dont fall for this! You deserve better!

PLOT: The plot was as hastily shown as it was written. No depth, no message, just a sloppily pieced together non-story. 100% predictable. Mediocre. As if the director was just rushing to tell and go home to sleep it off. No effort to make a compelling story.

PROPS: Power-ranger class "villains" with some sort of rubber-plastic "armor" that looks 100% pointless and silly. Ive seen better costumes in that D&D movie with the purple moron evil magician. The planetary defense cannon looked like a 60s carnival ride.

DIRECTION: The director lacks a basic understanding of how physics works in space or low-gravity. Heck, he doesn't even grasp earth gravity.

PLOTHOLES: Beyond count...

Bruce, what the hell are you thinking? That some sort of a sad attempt for one last big job before retirement? That was SAD! That movie made me feel SAD and ANGRY! That was horrible! Awful! You should feel ashamed!

The story is full of plot holes and non-sequiturs. The characters are naive and gullible. The message is nonsensical. Great sceneography though. Really memorable for more visually minded people like me.

Trust is, the movie is a really expensive piece of christian propaganda. Wouldn't give it the light of day if it wasn't for the great atmosphere.

3/10