machine146

I knew this film was horrible before I saw it. But I didn't know how bad it was. After the first ten minutes I was scratching my head wondering what was going on. Soon after that I realized the director (Uwe Boll) made the movie like an amateur.

Only a few characters have any development to them and they don't last long. Then came the dreadful 10 minutes action scene (It feels longer.) Dreadfully boring for an action scene. All they did was shoot and do matrix moves.

This film is just begging to be ripped on by rifftrax. In fact I was laughing and cheering for the zombies to win because I hated the humans more.

I still don't know how a bunch of college students know how to fire guns and use swords.

Yeah when I first saw the commercials for this movie I was like. Oh God this movie will be boring. I was right. It starts out with four college students. (All who look like they are in there late 20's) driving down the road obviously fast forwarded listening to awful music. They break into a park and run over a baby bear. Soon they are followed by its mother. Every time she kills someone animated blots of blood splatter. And I don't even want to comment on the car which over heats, flips, and amazingly enough still runs.

The acting was so bad I rooted for the bear the entire time. I can't even believe that they made and aired this junk.

Rating 1 out of 10