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X (2022)
Bizarre, littered with comical moments
5/10 because it kept me just about entertained throughout, but especially towards the end, it became downright bizarre and difficult to watch.
Too many silly moments littered throughout the story, especially towards the end. I also didn't understand the camera guy's girlfriend deciding to become involved in the film... It made no sense whatsoever to me. Just to give the guy an excuse to go outside on his own I suppose, and get killed by psycho grandma (whose make up looked terrible if we're being honest).
Don't waste your money.
Patch Adams (1998)
A cloying, brutally overrated film
This film is obnoxiously unfunny. It grates away at you for so long until you can't take any more of Patch's terrible humour and you find yourself willing on the antagonist of the story.
It seemed like the patients laughed at anything he did, which I felt was ridiculously contrived - as he was, in fact, not funny at all.
Patch should have stayed in the mental hospital to be honest.
Saint Frances (2019)
Periods, Lesbians, BLM, annoying child
Sums up the first 20 minutes of the film. Didn't watch any more because I don't like wasting my time with feminist/PC hogwash.
The Lost Pirate Kingdom (2021)
Enjoyable documentary.
Some people crying here like they know more than a bunch of experts who have written many books and have degrees in history. Laughable.
It was enjoyable for the most part. While it was flawed, as there were some scenes of subpar acting and the use of CGI could have been better, it was entertaining and informative overall.
Band Camp (2005)
Awful awful awful
Not one funny part for the first hour, so I gave up. Too many cringey moments. Stifler's younger brother is absolutely insufferable.
Yes, God, Yes (2019)
Not funny, boring
Bland, tedious and not particularly funny or entertaining. Despite it being ridiculously short it was a chore to finish. Strong 3/10.
3096 Tage (2013)
20 minutes was enough
Wtf was this acting... It felt like everyone who was in this movie won a competition to be in it. Indescribably awful. Don't waste your time!
Sandy Wexler (2017)
So so bad, Sandler's worst
Movie isn't funny at all, just so cringey and annoying to watch, I'm sorry but Adam Sandler is best at doing his usual goofy dad roles. Trying too hard to do a silly little cringey character in this one. Bizarre.
1922 (2017)
Bland, generic pap
Good acting is the only thing that saved this from a much lower rating really, otherwise it was incredibly bland, tepid and vapid. Nothing exciting happened, the pace didn't really pick up for the whole movie.
Babyteeth (2019)
My worst cinema experience ever
The whole experience was so painful it actually turned funny. The movie is hilariously awful and the guy playing the scumbag drug dealer is one of the worst actors I've ever witnessed.
Rant over
All the Bright Places (2020)
Meh
Boring movie with wooden actors and bland characters, really didn't feel a connection at all.... Strong 5/10
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pure hogwash
Just nothing interesting happening... truly awful acting, bad characters, some extremely cringeworthy scenes
The Starving Games (2013)
If you take it for what it is, you'll like it more
It's a spoof movie. If you liked Scary Movie and are a Hunger Games fan, you will certainly like this. It's idiotic with crude humour throughout but that's funny to some people. And I am one of them.
School Dance (2014)
Ew
Only a couple funny parts, with kevin hart's clique, rest of the movie was cringey (especially the talent show) and that girl with the shaved head is so weird looking ew....
Jigsaw (2017)
Great movie
Enjoyable sequel. If you're a fan of the Saw franchise you would surely like it. The fact that the story is the main point of the movie rather than the gore is refreshing, keeps you guessing right until the end.
Running for Grace (2018)
Boring movie, stopped watching after 30 mins
Bad actors, boring story, ughhhh don't waste your time....
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
Better than the first
I thought Samuel Jacksons character was a bit strange in the first, this villain was better and less cringey. Tasty sequel.
#SquadGoals (2018)
Boring and stupid
Stopped watching when that blonde girl died, awful cheap movie and waste of time
Await Further Instructions (2018)
So bad hahahah
So bad you just have to laugh! Why try to make all these special effects with a shoestring budget. Utter nonsense...
Damo & Ivor: The Movie (2018)
Not funny
A lot of cringey moments. Ireland hasn't made a good comedy show/movie since Father Ted.
It Comes at Night (2017)
Good, gripping movie
Although there isn't much shown regarding the origin of the sickness, I thought it was a good movie. Very tense and well-acted throughout.
1 Mile to You (2017)
Bang average
Boring and cheesy, but it's watchable I suppose.....
Game of Thrones: The Bells (2019)
Really really enjoyed this
Not sure why people are whinging over character arcs. I thought the episode was amazing and I didn't see a lot of parts coming.
Jaime was loyal to Cersei after all, Dany is the mad queen etc... plenty of exciting twists
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
I adore this movie
In my opinion the best teenage/high school movie ever. I highly recommend. Even if you don't like that type of movie, this one feels more deep and meaningful than others of its type, and you really connect with the characters.
SPF-18 (2017)
Did someone get paid to write this???
Whoever it is, they are a FRAUD. The worst movie I've ever seen! Stopped watching after 20 minutes.