jellopuke
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This mostly focuses on Vampiro producing Triple Mania 25 and how he relates to his daughter. There is very little focus on his career or life beyond a few mentions. It really wants to show you what a great dad he is, and he certainly comes across that way for sure, but if you were looking for any kind of biographical story, you may be disappointed. It goes into detail about his health issues to the extent that you wonder how he's able to do anything at all.
The guy has a history or telling different stories, so maybe it was best they didn't try to give you all that much, but it would have been nice to see more of an attempt to set the record straight.
If you want to see behind the scenes of AAA, this will be great, but if you want more about Vampiro, you may be disappointed.
The guy has a history or telling different stories, so maybe it was best they didn't try to give you all that much, but it would have been nice to see more of an attempt to set the record straight.
If you want to see behind the scenes of AAA, this will be great, but if you want more about Vampiro, you may be disappointed.
Man, what a waste of an hour. You get badly dubbed and poorly framed clips of mostly bad movies, nothing from any real stars save for a couple of Sonny Chiba bits, and a narrator that is so bad he says Samurai wandered the countryside of China hundreds of years ago!
Mostly it's just a guy telling you all about the amazing feats martial artists can do then showing bad kung fu movies, an old TV show appearance of a guy breaking boards, and a fairly ok dude doing kata in an all black room. The only thing that saves this at all are the TWO rap songs about karate in the soundtrack. One is a low-fi poem thing, the other a full on cheesy 80s rap. Both are great. The movie is not.
Mostly it's just a guy telling you all about the amazing feats martial artists can do then showing bad kung fu movies, an old TV show appearance of a guy breaking boards, and a fairly ok dude doing kata in an all black room. The only thing that saves this at all are the TWO rap songs about karate in the soundtrack. One is a low-fi poem thing, the other a full on cheesy 80s rap. Both are great. The movie is not.
A princess betrothed gets captured by a band of mercenaries and ends up (sort of) falling in love with the leader while hold up in a castle. Her fiancé comes with a team to rescue her and fighting ensues.
This isn't a traditional medieval movie in that it's full of awful people doing awful things in a gross way. Plenty of blood, sex, nudity, festering wounds, boils, dead animals, limbs, and death. It's actually kind of refreshing in a way, even though there are no real characters to root for and the ending is a little too chippy considering what happened before, But overall, it's well done and different enough to be worth a watch for sure.
This isn't a traditional medieval movie in that it's full of awful people doing awful things in a gross way. Plenty of blood, sex, nudity, festering wounds, boils, dead animals, limbs, and death. It's actually kind of refreshing in a way, even though there are no real characters to root for and the ending is a little too chippy considering what happened before, But overall, it's well done and different enough to be worth a watch for sure.